Miscellaneous: Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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By Christmas'nt - 28/11/2022 22:00

Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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At last

By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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By John Nani - 25/12/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By Grinch - 01/12/2021 17:01

Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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seensuper 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:19

why????

cherokii_Squa 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

wow, mum is really in the Christmas spirit, I see...well, it'd be nice if she passed out a few gifts while she's at it :)

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seensuper 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:19

why????

Likian5 26

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:34

I also feel like this small detail is being a bit overlooked...

Zelphoric 25

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:35

Almost as scary as the radio stations that start 24/7 Christmas music at the beginning of November D:

Nordrag 26

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:36

no, this is worse. much worse.

w_introuble 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:24

It's only the 4th of January, still early to finish up with all the Christmas decorations and spirit :) I'm still enjoying Christmas =)

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:34

36 are you op's mom?

Meettitan 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:37

My Christmas decorations are still up, but that's only because I'm a professional procrastinator.

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:38

Well 36 is Irish... this fml originates from Ireland... Inspector Budgie solves yet another mystery!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:48

I don't know about the OP but there are plenty of people that still celebrate until January 6th. "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (Epiphany) This is the 10th day. Hopefully the OP only has two more left.

bfsd42 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:55

Almost right 43. Christmas ends on the 5th in Ireland.

FangirlingAlways 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:24

My family takes the Christmas tree down about 3 weeks after Christmas. My parents say it's because they love Christmas so much that they never want it to end but I think they are just procrastinaters.

Lilxpie 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:26

#62 - Well my family are too lazy to take a tree down so it's Christmas all year round. It's been up since 2012.

devildee101 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:35

#36 cant be Op's mom because he said his dad wont save him from the hell meaning hIs mom and dad are living together meaning they are married and her "title" on there is miss

TheFlamingTiger 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:20

Get drunk and you won't remember any of it. You also have the possibility of completely ending it!

KK3137 31

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:04

Or just not caring/remembering that it isn't Christmas anymore..

Kibaruto 33

Sunday 5 January 2014 9:35

I also agree with the notion of alcohol. OP I will bring you some so that the deed may be done.

mightycocoman 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:20

She sure has some Christmas spirit.

AmexBlack 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:32

Im sure baby Jesus would be pleased :)

cherokii_Squa 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

wow, mum is really in the Christmas spirit, I see...well, it'd be nice if she passed out a few gifts while she's at it :)

rosenkrieger223 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:38

At least the craziness would be somewhat worth it, then, right? haha

TheWildRover1 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

See everyone on this not from Ireland will think she's crazy and that your dad is a coward! But fear not us fellow Irish citizens feel your pain! The Irish mammy is a force that isn't matched by anything else in ths world! A force so big that an Irish mammy could take over the world by just letting out a shout!