Kids, Pranks, Parents and Scary: Spooked

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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You deserved it 17 637

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 485

You deserved it 96

By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 060

You deserved it 4 732

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 684

You deserved it 2 118

By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 457

You deserved it 4 533

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 859

You deserved it 46 799

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 751

You deserved it 5 970

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 174

You deserved it 4 528

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 689

You deserved it 6 206

Insane parents

By mermyth - 28/10/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 130

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 382

You deserved it 3 504

metallica_wins 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

Comments

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

caohm 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 12:11

I'd hate to see what happens if you got unexpectedly pregnant

TheWildRover1 12

Monday 6 January 2014 4:37

It serves them right for not cleaning up the feckin dishes! I have a rule, (I don't go by this rule myself I just force other people to) you make a mess you clean it!

ShiiteDisturber 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:01

Was the knife dirty? Maybe she wanted you to clean it as well... if that ever happens that is.

metallica_wins 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

WhoWhat_fml 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:05

I am not sure if you deserved it or not from leaving dirty dishes...

bubblyhayley 16

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:36

#2 your replys on these fmls today r gold!!

EternalRest 5

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:04

Parents always find a way to get their point across..

loganHchrist 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:07

Do your dishes then

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:49

And wash your sheets.

LadyDelphinea 4

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:08

And that is why you should do the dishes... Punishment comes in all shapes and sizes

minesbiggerr 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:24

Anytime anywhere

MortenM 17

Sunday 5 January 2014 23:19

Yea. That also sounds like a **** title #59.

barricadebabe 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:09

That wasn't very knife of her

ThatFancyPenn 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 11:17

Did you just

rawr_ily96 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 11:37

Yes. Yes she did.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 11:45

That was a pretty good stab at a pun.

MrRazzle 4

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:05

Okay 6, I think we got the point.

tiernang 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:11

Guys! cut it out! Some people here don't like puns.

CheeseTron 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:20

knives

arandomusernameaa 20

Monday 6 January 2014 4:39

Everyone here is getting a bit edgy over all these knife puns...

TacticalTrumpet 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:10

Dang. FYL. Just be glad you didn't accidentally get stabbed in the process.

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:48

Or turn the knife on her before realizing who it was.

deepvira 16

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:11

Be a lamb and do the dishes next time please. It's for your own good.

Aspireworks 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 12:28

I don't believe transmogrification is really a vital component of doing the dishes. If fact, I imagine it would be infinitely harder without the convenience of thumbs. There's a reason lamb is served and doesn't serve. Hooves.