By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Obviously a place a called Iceland is always cold, covered in ice and frozen. Greenland of course is just covered in vegetation as far as the eye can see.

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andonceagain 11

Given your location it seems your Mum is pretty stupid

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ElricMustang 23

I hope by that you don't mean that the place is completely covered in ice...

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Obviously a place a called Iceland is always cold, covered in ice and frozen. Greenland of course is just covered in vegetation as far as the eye can see.

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Palirose 22

#20. That's actually not true at all. What I learnt about those two places is that the names of Iceland and Greenland are complete opposites of their name. Lol

MrSassypants 32

#24, it seems you have a cold. I'll make you a nice, hot tea.

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Welshite 39

Give him some of your famous whorehound tea, Sassy. That will clear up his cough right away.

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rockne93 17

Everyone, isn't #6 one of the most beautiful men you've ever seen?

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Sports_guy3 28

Pretty sad that #23 didn't get the sarcasm.

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SundayNightSix 23

Aww, thanks Sassy. I take mine with some honey and lemon! =]

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MrSassypants 32

Welshite, if I give him some of my whorehound tea, the cough will go away but he'll catch something else.

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SuperStormCindy 8

Please tell me you're just trolling. Iceland is coverrd in Green and Greenland is covered in ice.

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tbro47 23

Honestly if I'd never watched the mighty ducks I forget which movie number I'd probably have made the same mistake but the quote "Iceland is green and Greenland is covered in ice" always stuck with me

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mjdjoy 5

Guys, both Greenland and Iceland can get very, very cold.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Did your mom also believe the world was going to end on Dec. 21, 2012?...

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junkman6 22

January in Iceland is still cold as ****. But nice attempt at being a dick. Well this was a reply to #6 I have no clue how it ended up here.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

@ #11, I don't think #2 was trying to be a dick. You on the other hand...

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outoftown 26

17- Let me complete your sentence: "... are a victim of FML site twitchiness."

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ElricMustang 23

#11 Regardless, it was assumed that he thought it was covered in ice, "given the location", so next time, learn to figure out clues before you look like the ignorant one here ;P

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booda44 7

On the other hand? I think you mean in :P

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ashalayx 13

atleast you can get out of the house, stuck in a foot and a half of snow

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onlychildFTW 33

I know how you feel. This winter has been almost too warm. Only had 1 day if snow. :(

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caseystick18 17

Does she own a sweater? Or a sweatshirt? Or a blanket?

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Sports_guy3 28

Since she was boasting that she wouldn't get cold, I don't think so.

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ElricMustang 23

I don't get it; has she never been in really cold weather before?

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

...They live in Iceland, dude. Yes. I am aware Iceland isn't as cold as Antarctica or "Green"land, but I imagine it's up there with Alaska and Norway.

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horizontalline 18

So much for not feeling the chill.

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rgri 11

Remind her how high the heating bill will be.

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awilliams44 9

I'd secretly turn it down! take a cold shower.

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