By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
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746278Ab 14

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

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nickzpic 8

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

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Dt33345 13

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cyttex 13

Ops mother in law is in a car she can catch up and "accidentally" hit her again

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JocelynKaulitz 28

You know what they say…don't get angry, get even ;)

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Verst 16

Never forget about the double-ended dagger. An "accident" could always occur to her as well.

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746278Ab 14

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Maybe an accident with a lawn mower while mom-in-law takes a sunbath.

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sdroze1389 31

"I told her to stop making toast in the bath"

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Ermony 3

I told her not to sleep with snakes in her bed.

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ZY1431 24

well i dare say she was trying to tell you something

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Ambient25 24

I don't think it was "can you check the car for a flat?"

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Sports_guy3 28

Or, "make sure there's no oil leaking".

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nickzpic 8

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

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xerbrus 14

that's disgusting you might want to reread the post it do you mean to promote incest because that's sick and twisted

Soloman212 28

9, are you seriously that stupid? Not to mention that the amount of ACTUAL incest jokes are on an order of magnitudes, yet this comment is the one you flip out on..

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Majexs 2

That post made no sense. He corrected himself like 4 minutes after, thus making you stupid for even bothering to write that out. People make mistakes, I wish some people didn't have to single out that poor asshole, everyone's been there.

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iipinkette 16

Why don't you "accidentally" report it because it sounds like your life is in danger, to me atleast .

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bahamut357 16

Two tons of shiny, metal love taps? Who could ask for more!

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WCARlover 34

That's legitimately terrifying and you should tell your significant other you're never going to see the mother again

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xerbrus 14

Do a barrel roll.....No OVER the car

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badluckross 21

So just "accidentally" run her over too?

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warsun 27

What if they'll "accidently" start to car joust?

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