By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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hellnosucka 27

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

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doctorhook86 24

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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Black_Knight80 13

Wow, that girl has no manners. Sorry about your phone OP.

Welshite 39

An accidental bump does not mean the girl has no manners. People are clumsy.

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mbusey 20

That's my question though - why did it even matter to OP that it was a teenage girl? How does the age or gender of the person who bumped into him make a difference in the fact that he dropped his phone?

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mylifeequalsfml 5

at first I was like, oh it's okay just a broken screen and then I read the rest and I was like oh man, yeah, that's more than a broken screen

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Liyuesigs 8

If you are going to be bumped into, teenage girl is better than anything else IMO.

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el_mermaid 16

He should've "accidentally" bumped her over the bridge

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LuciaTheReadhead 9

Did she even offer to pay for it? I think it would be the correct thing to do

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dantheman97 9

It's just a way to identify who it was? Didn't say because she was a teenage girl she has no manners

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beelee1988 13

#85 Why should she offer to pay for his phone if it was an accident?

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TheSalty 6

Because accidents still happen. If I accidentally broke your phone wouldn't you want me too but you s new one?

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doctorhook86 24

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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friedpwnadge 25

Deeeep in the bayyyyyy It criesssss to meeeeeeeee

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JMichael 25

Did you wear some flowers in your hair?

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hellnosucka 27

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

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HanBroman 20

She must have bumped you pretty hard for it to go all the way over.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It doesn't really take much for a phone to drop, though.

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27inch 9

Lol you could interpret it as going over the bridge like over the top of it lol. I think it was a bad joke

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lisaroxmysoxx 16

Always look on the positive side, at least it wasn't you that fell off the side of the bridge!

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RpiesSPIES 27

Plot twist: OP fell down as well, and managed to type this FML before plunging to his/her death.

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caohm 18

FMLLLLLLLLLLLLL is probably what your phone would say going over that bridge.

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Axipiter 24

It probably wouldn't be saying anything... It's a phone!

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VectorFields 9

Yeah... "**** MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE..."

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outoftown 26

26 - If it was an iPhone, Siri might yell that as she plunges to her death.

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MinaGermania 12

I really hope she apollogized. That sucks though :/

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Welshite 39

Just don't be a Hera, and jump in after it. Poseidon needs modern communication too.

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fader48080 10

Well it was California so I can say from years of personal experience she probably told him to watch where he is walking and called him no shortage of profanities while walking away. God I don't miss that place for a second.

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Komaeda 14

Hopefully she didn't do it on purpose.

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zarrie_carrie281 21

well did she apologize??

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fader48080 10

This is California we are talking about. hell no she almost certainly didn't apologies. probably laughed at him.

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sarcasticlover 30

be happy it wasn't a huge guy....or else it would've been you and your phone!

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