Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Panndama 7

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

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Panndama 7

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

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TunaFireStarter 16

Exactly! With big boobs comes the higher likelihood of skin problems (rashes, irritation, gross underboob sweat, etc.) sagging at a young(er) age, stretch marks, back/neck/shoulder problems, clothing/shopping issues, other health issues, and all sorts of other things. Plus there is sometimes unwanted attention and even women with big(ger) breasts get made fun of! I guess the grass is always greener though...

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frizz101 22

Also large boobs aren't as sensitive! It's hard to read and you can never see your toes! Small boobs are much better!

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Who cares how big they are? They don't make you who you are. That's on the inside.

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Laurenlou 24

#27-Everything you said was spot on. I was an "early bloomer" and I hate the neck and back pain I get from having larger breasts. Exercising is always frustrating because even a sports bra doesn't stop the bouncing when I run! I do sometimes wish I was smaller, but in the end, we women have to realize that our boobs are for feeding babies. No matter what size boobs are, they will always be capable of their purpose.

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kewpiesuicide 29

I used to be really insecure about my small chest but I've learned to love it. I would look strangely proportioned if they were any bigger and all my friends refer to them as 'their favorite ****'.

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Pauline96_fml 20

The trick is to wear two sports bras. That's what my mom did in basic training in the military

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TylerBurden 21

I love every size of boobs. Small ones can be so hot. It all depends on your body type.

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iSometimes 5

How do the other areas compare? >.> Lol

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lnsc10 8

Wrong time to say that...

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kylieh72 25

There's never a right time to say that.

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_G0D_ 9

It's always the right time to say that!

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Krystal3408 32

Big boobs sag quicker. So in the long run, you're better off.

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RedPillSucks 31

On short runs too.

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tbro47 23

Count on your grandparents to be brutally honest and you'll never be let down. Don't worry too much though every guy has different tastes just like every girl does.

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TunaFireStarter 16

Never ask, "Really?" After hearing something you wanted to hear if you aren't prepared to be told that it was a lie. You might have to face brutal honesty.

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Senseless_487 29

You've got nothing to worry about. There are plenty of guys out there (myself included) who prefer smaller boobs. Keep your chin up!

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DarkSaul 20

That's the most manliest answer.

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little_one 20

Penis's are penis's too but most guys obsess over size... Girls aren't the only ones with size insecurities. Wish we could all just love our bodies!

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metheonlyb 17

You just gave us the answer for a lifetime. Thank you! :)

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Bano360 25

#66 I'll only love my body when I lose enough weight.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm tired of loving my own body. I want to love someone elses body.

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PurelyCanadian 18

Boobs are boobs. I was a "late bloomer" - and I wish I hadn't bloomed at all. You'll get there. And even if you don't - they're just physical attributes. They don't define you. You'll learn to love your body for other reasons. :)

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