By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 04:05 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Candy Crush!

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FemskyD 26

Teenagers hm, theres a reason they have zits :) hope youre okay though!!

Laurenluvz 11

Re-read the FML. It said "The Guy". It doesn't necessarily mean him. OP could have been the one to help though.

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rocker_chick105 31

We aren't all bad. The bad ones get more publicity.

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silvercamaro 22

#22 I think you should re-read the comment too

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Dontalktome 9

Zits? But the proactive commercial told me to blame biology!

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teresa96706 29

#1 We can't all poof from childhood to adulthood like you. Beside your magical powers, I fail to see how obtaining zits has to do with a teenagers actions.

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False_Stupidity 41

I think #1 was referring to them going for the free candy. Increased sugar levels often means more zits, at least it did for me back in the day.

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whiteboy896 9

Pretty sure adults still get zits too...

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R3C0V3RY101 10

"How many Good & Plenties did you get?" "Plenty." "Good."

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LynxieLynx 17

#22 re-read it again. "the guy" means him/OP.

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mkcontrollers 11

He most likely rocked the machine anyways. Going to say YDI

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Rallred32 20

You came from -12 to 39. I applaud you.

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NinjaDitto623 14

Well, I mean, if you get all the candy out first, the machine would lose weight......

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RinkuTheHero 13

And y'know. If you eat it all it would make it easier to get him free if it were to happen again.

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False_Stupidity 41

And sugar gives you super-human strength to help get the machine off the guy. See, there is a certain logic to their actions.

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False_Stupidity 41

FML, twisting ordinary events into something sexual since 2009.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Love how someone from India is saying "brah". And isn't this why all of us visit FML? Just saying.Thanks FML for "finding a common denominator that brings us all together". Sex, love, money, life, death and "whatever turns our crank", aren't we all in the same boat, brah? Peace

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Faith in Humanity... Still the same...-.-

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ThomasBombadil 31

Candy Crush!

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yeti37 16

Awesome! You won the comment section here today.

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MAD01502 20

Quick question though... How did it end on top of you?

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SnazzyPotter 17

I was thinking that since the vending machine was broken that he might have been a mechanic trying to fix it and something went wrong causing it to fall on him. I would still like a follow up to find out though.

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Probably tried rocking it back and forth after the candy got stuck.

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MAD01502 20

That's just plain stupid, mate...

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Wizardo 33

Just making the machine lighter so you can rescue the poor ****** underneath it.

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girlbye23 15

And you're surprised why? I think we all know that teens value food over people!

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JonDG 12

the sad sad truth about who will be in control of our planets future

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MrsPlague 11

I wish I could that I'm surprised. Sorry, OP.

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PotterHead_DH 26

I wish that I could pretend that I'm surprised.*

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