By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML
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Vidrill 22

Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....

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arandomusernameaa 20

Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...

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arandomusernameaa 20

Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...

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extrasnipes 22

actually the best weapon are words if he someone how gets a conversation or a slight confusion with the mugger it would be the perfect time to take the knife. seriously if you watch Doctor Who you'd agree

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wardgustavo 14

Im sorry but Doctor Who isn't exactly the most realistic show

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extrasnipes 22

okay well again back to the actual point, talking may actually saved their lifes

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arandomusernameaa 20

Insulting a man with a knife isn't very intelligent...

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JMichael 25

11- first off anyone who'd use situations from a TV show in real life is bound to **** it up and get themselves killed, but talking can be helpful in a situation like OPs if you don't insult the person mugging you.

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PuggieKid 22

Maybe that's why the girl got a 'I'm a girl' shirt!

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Ki11erC 18

19 : A man with a knife? Who said it was a man... Obviously the gender was in question here.

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schwaka 17

Wouldn't have helped much in Cleveland honestly.

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OhDamnItsNik 4

oh just be an american an avoid the whole situation by owning a gun.

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LunaRebirth 7

#63- I'm American and don't own a gun.

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Sansa_fml 38

Nah, confusing these people can work. But it might be better to say something less stupid.

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caohm 18

atleast he wasn't like that guy whose last words were "what are you going to do, stab me?" right before he got stabbed.

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Vidrill 22

Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....

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pdp_fml 21

I want to know if the mugger got your money.

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barakados 11

He got something more valuable... His opinion.

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lexiieeex3 32

This DOES need a follow up.

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Wakachulak 22

Whatever his/her gender, he/she is now your brother's bitch.

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CommentModerated 17

If only they had been wearing a gender identifying t-shirt.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I approve of 31's profile picture.

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PresidentNorth 16

Well I approve this message.

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Crazynocatlady 22

So then they could pull out their wallet for identification so you could then rob THEM. Your brother is a genius!

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justagirl1998 10

What happend next?

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junkman6 22

The mugger fell to the ground crying and then went home and ordered a shirt that says "I am a girl" so future mugging victims don't hurt her feelings.

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buckdharma 37

She bought some Midol and they lived happily ever after.

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ElectricNova 11

I guess you could say that comment from your brother further...enGENDERED a bad situation.

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Nickb55 16

You're trying too hard here bud.

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B1ackthesun 31

Great plan, piss off the person with a knife >.>

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_G0D_ 9

Or piss on the person with the knife.

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PresidentNorth 16

R. Kelly? Nice.

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