Miscellaneous: Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while...

By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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You deserved it 3 992

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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You deserved it 2 646

By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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You deserved it 7 012

By best breast - 06/04/2018 00:00

Today, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner. Since I was in my own home, I breastfed without a cover. My sister-in-law stormed out in a rage, screaming that I was being obscene, and equated it to shooting heroin in front of her kids. Happy Easter indeed. FML

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You deserved it 680

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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You deserved it 6 864

Good times

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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You deserved it 3 746

A tad harsh

By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 12:00

Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 919

You deserved it 239

By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

Gossip

By forever alone - 09/01/2022 20:01

Today, I was feeling very sad and alone, so I went to see my mom. I was there for over two hours, but she was on the phone gossiping with her church hens for about an hour and 45 minutes. Then she wonders why I hardly ever visit. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 00:14 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

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You deserved it 8 902

SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

Le_Doctor 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

Comments

oj101 33

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:56

Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.

asapp78 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

My kids mom... you had your chance.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:50

Erm...What now??

ThomasBombadil 31

Saturday 5 April 2014 13:15

I agree #19. Not sure why #2 is getting so many thumbs down.

mannatee 19

Saturday 5 April 2014 13:47

44-it's because the way she said it was really really stupid

PIGaming 21

Saturday 5 April 2014 14:14

#45, its not that what she said was stupid, but the lack of punctuation makes what she may have meant to imply completly incomprehinsable.

sjbartholome 14

Saturday 5 April 2014 15:25

@46: "45, its not what she said was stupid" #45 never said anything about the content of the comment being stupid. They said THE WAY they posted their comment was stupid.

epeeftw 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 20:41

It wasn't that stupid the way it was phrased. It definitely wasn't incomprehensible. I understood it clearly and didn't have to think about it. It would be more stupid if someone couldn't understand that.

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Childhood ruined.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 6 April 2014 4:28

Go ahead with leaving the eggs around anyway. They'll never believe a word she says again.

Le_Doctor 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

ironichalibut 24

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:29

She obviously has details on what happened, Op an their kids can phone the police. Maybe a police officer will be cool enough to pretend to be the Easter bunny, safe in police protection too.

chocolatefrog28 29

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:00

It's nice that she supported your decision to celebrate the spirit of the day and played along in not ruining their holiday... Oh wait.

thatnucca 36

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:02

Why she gotta troll that hard though?! Smfh

imyy 20

Saturday 5 April 2014 9:30

Smfh = suck my fanny hard? :-) The phrase smh and smfh need to die. They're ridiculously stupid.

HeyTherexxx 21

Saturday 5 April 2014 12:08

"Yolo" and "swag" are worse than "smh." Go make the most ridiculous sayings die out before you target the petty ones.

PIGaming 21

Saturday 5 April 2014 14:23

Both your comments are void as you honestly beleive that YOLO, smh and swag are either a phrase or a saying. In actual fact, they are abbreviations and/or slang! smh at swagfag teenieboppers.

ItsATwinThing 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 15:06

"Slang is an abbreviation of the word shortened language." I think that's a quote from the Big Bang Theory.

8born8 18

Monday 7 April 2014 2:06

Colloquialisms.

Saddyohh 13

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:06

But like all great Saviors! The Easter Bunny rose from his tomb and still had his way with all those chickens. Amen!

Retrokitty 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 5:07

That's when you tell them grandmas just mad because the Easter bunny never got her anything, and teach them a lesson on why you don't take your anger out on other people.