By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
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strokesie 23

At least they were entertained, right?

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KillSwitch96 18

You must have been singing pretty loud to have not heard them grunting and straining!

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strokesie 23

At least they were entertained, right?

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ImAFaker 29

You should have sang "Let it Go" when he was pooping. That would've been epic.

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DrHail 22

Probably worked well as a laxative!

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moomanjohnny 10

That must've been awkward. Hopefully you got that sorted out OP.

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gjikvtj 18

OP should file a lawsuit

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Viizzy 6

#14, Why would that even be worth of a lawsuit?

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KillSwitch96 18

You must have been singing pretty loud to have not heard them grunting and straining!

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DrHail 22

Time for some prune juice! He can give him awkward looks elsewhere, now!

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Andicc 19

.....Or walk in on someone ******** (or not ******** in this instance lol)

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ItsJustMe1616 26

I'm gonna go a head and say all of the above lol

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RedPillSucks 31

Just not all at the same time

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PippaButtertubs 15

Why were they there in the first place????

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ItsJustMe1616 26

I think the answer to your question is relatively obvious my friend...

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Eleanor6141 11

not enough face palm's in the world..

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RedPillSucks 31

@43 "relatively" .... Good one...

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DoubleJay95 13

They were probably more suprised you didn't knock.

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brandoneyez1 25

House wasn't as empty as you thought. Your cousin was behind door #2

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conman531 23

Someone's full of shit

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Uglyfeet 23

Now your cousin is constipated AND afraid of you, nice!

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