Miscellaneous: Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons.... - FML

By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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capslockisgood 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

At least you're in shape.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:06

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

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abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:06

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

junkman6 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:11

My question is.... How many FMLs are we going to get with people looking like Richard Simmons? This is the 4th or 5th one in the past six months. Either Richard Simmons had a lot of babies when no one was looking or he's being cloned.

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:30

I was wondering if OP was male or female...I assumed male. But I guess it doesn't matter what gender. It's shitty either way to be compared to him. Although I do think he IS quite fabulous!

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

At least you're in shape.

Demig0d6 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:39

I know I'm in shape.. Are you?

PIGaming 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:57

"Im in shape... circle is a shape" - a wise man

froggyjade 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:08

before or after? ;-)

Welshite 39

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:09

It was the hair right?

rainbowdog 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:53

Nah, it was the shorts.

kumarina 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:19

*Bright shorts

mariab2898 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:11

You should have pretended to be him!

eternal_malaise 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:13

If you are as fit as him at least it's not half bad. However, I don't think there is much of a market for a Richard Simmons look-alike.

possy 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:13

The young version or the older one?

kumarina 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:13

Where you wearing bright shorts and stretching?

AlaskanG 27

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:29

Were* :)

kumarina 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:18

Thanks :)

chappygotdahappy 2

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:18

Well, do you look like Richard Simmons?

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:42

Nope. He looks like Bob Ross. How the girl mistook him for Richard Simmons was a misunderstanding.

WD_Stevens 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:17

Actually, I think you'll find it was a happy accident ;)

little92 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:20

You made me google who he is.. (Forgive me.. I'm not American.... Or Canadian)

Feklfekl2222 32

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:14

Yet your profile says you're from canada? Or am I missing a joke...

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:19

just because she lives in Canada, doesn't make her Canadian or even *from* Canada.

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:20

And the results were frightening

gshocker20 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:35

Yes it does. For example, living in the US and becoming a citizen makes you American.

Clioo_fml 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:16

No, #50, it doesn't. You can live as an immigrant/refugee/resident of Canada/US without being Canadian or American. I live in Canada and I'm not yet a citizen, hence, I'm not Canadian.

tiernang 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 18:03

To be fair, he did say become a citizen.

Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:57

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