By ldrik1 - 11/06/2014 20:36 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

Well at least you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse begins.

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damnit1989 16

Down vote this dammit. I wanna set a record for down votes!!!! *evil laughter commences* I think it's time for bed..... I'm getting a little loopy.

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Lebeaugars95 20

like a good neighbor, state farm is there... with a cannon

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incoherentrmblr 21

Is your neighbor the Sea Captain on the Simpsons?...

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Well at least you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse begins.

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airforce987 20

As far away from the loud, exploding noise drawing attention to itself from miles around and can't defend itself properly?

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RenoTheRhino 30

Yes. This truly is the best FML ever.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

The guy has a freaking cannon! What makes you think he doesn't have an arsenal of other weapons at his disposal.

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PresidentNorth 16

the fact a taco is trying to forewarn us, only increase my skepticism...

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GreatGeak 8

taco you can come with me...as long as we split when things get hairy, you go one direction, I go the other. ;-)

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katrinakae1 5

Sounds like a good neighbor, he's just watching out for you;)

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CerSpence 11

Where did it mention that he built it for neighborhood protection? For all we know, he could be planning to raid and pillage the entire block!

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KingreX32 21

or he could be waiting for The Purge.

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schhichick 14

Or it could be Johnny Depp

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NeatNit 32

yes, that neighbor is not psycho - he's awesome!

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patrickalamo 47

I would so be helping him reload and having the time of my life...

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norpedo 16

Don't make him angry. He'll blow your house up

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cerealman_fml 16

Ask him to make you one as well. You can have canon wars together.

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False_Stupidity 41

That does not sound like it would end well.

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flurpiee 14

Time to bake lots of goodies and offer to mow their lawn... Ya know, "just because"

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tony2win 5

Nominate him for the head of the neighborhood watch

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sunnyray812 42

Talk him into protecting the neighborhood with that. No one would want to cause trouble then.

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