Miscellaneous: Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor....

By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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Nice timing

By whitneyy - 03/08/2009 12:04 - Australia

Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

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By abbshows - 29/08/2014 18:54 - United States

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

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Is this legal?

By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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All dressed up

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 23:00

Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML

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Goodbye squared

By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

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Shut up!

By Unfun funeral - 31/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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CryoShock 14

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:49

Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:58

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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CryoShock 14

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:49

Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

itwasthedognotme 14

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:22

I think because he does them every day he forgets what he's actually there to do. Disgraceful. Sorry OP. -.-

saba_ajira 29

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:25

"Dress for the job you want, not the one you have" anyways im sorry OP

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:33

If I dress for the job I want, I usually get thrown in jail for impersonating a police officer, and getting arrested is the exact opposite of what I wanted.

ImAFaker 29

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:56

If I dress for the job I want I will end up getting arrested for showing up naked to a school. Hey, it's not my fault that a teacher wants to be a **** star.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:57

If I dress for the job I want, I would be branded as a homeless looking hobo because I want to be a professor.

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:57

Well, he was late because he went to get new sunglasses. I guess you could say he was, quite literally, FASHIONably late.

AJlatour 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:51

That sucks I guess he figured it was OK since they were going anywhere.

mcm_3 16

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:52

this man, a priest, needs to learn some respect

Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 1 July 2014 15:54

I hear the light of God is quite bright

rocket23 7

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:07

Probably not a priest, just Protestant...

2i1337i2iscore 13

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:18

What about this fml makes you think priest? Lmao

trex454 21

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:46

pastors and priests are not the same thing

aruden 25

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:54

Hey when you can't do a job well at least look good while doing it

91hayek 31

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:54

Did he have a David Caruso CSI Miami pun that he wanted to say about your grandpa? Insensitive ass.

MoodiQ 8

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:17

"sorry im late but my car.....was DEAD YEEEAAAAH" nope I dont think he wanted to do that

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:58

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

Justy101 23

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:59

There is nothing worse than a disrespectful person at a funeral. The priest at my grandma's funeral tried to crack a joke which made the whole experience even worse than it already was.