Health, Gross and Swimming pool: Spread

Spread

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 22:31 - United States

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 3 July 2015 12:04

Dont you know to never swim in a neighborhood pool

chrisstachon 30

Friday 3 July 2015 12:05

That made me cringe.

Comments

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 3 July 2015 12:04

Dont you know to never swim in a neighborhood pool

tantanpanda 26

Friday 3 July 2015 12:09

some neighborhood pools are disgusting. Don't worry, I know exactly how you feel, op

asspole 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 23:28

#1 is not the op you idiot

chrisstachon 30

Friday 3 July 2015 12:05

That made me cringe.

SubparAtBest 23

Friday 3 July 2015 12:55

Yeah it sounds bloody awful..

razoray9 22

Saturday 4 July 2015 7:43

Just like that pun

killer0689 20

Friday 3 July 2015 12:05

that is really disgusting. hope u went straight ahead for a long nice shower ...

daz18m 15

Friday 3 July 2015 12:11

I hope you had mistaken identity on that object.

Reider022 16

Friday 3 July 2015 12:11

Sounds like a blood bath

meliodafool_ 15

Friday 3 July 2015 12:15

waiting for the "bloody hell" comments.

sweetbliss3 37

Friday 3 July 2015 12:25

that's freaking nasty. I guess she thought that would be a good place to just pop that sucker out. so gross.

sonasonic 34

Friday 3 July 2015 23:02

Or maybe it just slipped out. Either way, public pools are cess pools.

Setareh23 34

Friday 3 July 2015 23:06

I'm guessing it fell out without her noticing. Still disgusting either way :/

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 4 July 2015 1:10

okay. let's say it slipped out. wouldn't it just stay in her suit bottoms? unless her bottoms are real loose. I don't know.

Setareh23 34

Saturday 4 July 2015 1:50

Well if she was swimming very actively (like jumping off the high diving board several times, which can kinda shift your swim suit around) then it could be possible. Or maybe her swim suit was too big for her... Maybe she did just pull it out, but I like to imagine we live in a world where people aren't THAT disgusting. They are, I know, but my mental sanity likes it when I imagine they aren't ^^