By KaylaRox1908 - 08/07/2015 02:45 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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OkapiParade 15

I think Jeff is a little confused what to do in a movie theater.

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HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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tj4234 35

Wow. Someone with more attempts at publishing an FML than me. Not often I see that. Good luck with your interview. On a side note, is the new Terminator film worth seeing? The trailer looks a bit meh.

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HappyItalian 38

#31 Lol well considering I've been on this website since 2009, yeah I've posted quite a lot of FML's. And Terminator was pretty good. Had some hilarious parts but gave me a headache over the whole timeline/time-travel thing. The casting was good in choice of the actors but for the characters I'd say it was okay. It's a good movie to watch in theatres just as well as at home.

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NeatNit 32

#31 I once came across someone with over 300 submissions. He was complaining how some people get approved on their first try while he never was. I can only imagine how bad and made-up his submissions were :P

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sarah2144 14

Man, I hope you weren't also the one who posted an FML about having an unsuccessful job interview due to allergies. Hopefully the interview went well!

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kewpiesuicide 29

I once submitted an FML that wasn't approved, but someone re-worded it to be a little more cheeky and stole the credit -.- I made sure it was removed. That's the closest I've come to an approved FML

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_OF_WG_KTA_ 15

Do you have hay fever, by any chance?

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idxntgiveafxck 17

I love youuuuu

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ZombieVampirez 24

The kids I nanny for always say "my name is jeff" and then walk away laughing. I hate when people talk in theaters.

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teapotrevolt 27

This is no FML. I'm sorry but I adore that line. I would've snickered like a giddy school girl every time. And the dude and I would've high fived! Lol

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ali282h 15

Your comment will get deleted. It's in their policy. These people can't take it if you tell them what they published is not an FML. Pathetic!

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AbtractAngela 17

Just because you like the line doesn't mean they should repeat it in a movie theater, where the audience is supposed to be silent, and distract others.

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rockwrench 18

That would be a good time for a silent but deadly fart.

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AbtractAngela 17

But the other people didn't get pissed off? Wow, I would've thought he'd get kicked out of the theater for being disruptive.

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Steve97 32

I think I'm missing the reference here >.

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Miss_Lyssa7 1

Probably the best scene in all of 22 Jump Street

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Jakk100 20

Implying this is a bad thing? I admire the consistency, it would have been annoying if he hadn't have done it for one of the characters, then it would have ruined the movie for me!

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