By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States

Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
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I can't stand leg puns! 22

Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."

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Rabite 28

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Dramori 29

#6 - if someone tries to burn you it's perfectly acceptable to burn them back with a comment that doesn't have to be true. Besides, it was definitely a bitchy comment and would deserve it.

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

I'm sorry Drax, I forgot you don't understand when someone's not being serious. And if you freak out because you don't get the reference, shame on you for not watch Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Bearsmomma 30

Water? What's that gonna do? Raw egg whites will stop the burn/blistering and the pain. Only if done IMMEDIATELY though. (Just FYI. It really does work irl)

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OhPuhleeze 23

I would have said unashamedly; internet, laptop, pornhub.

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Savagephy 17

Its okay op she is probably a really mean hearted person that won't make it in life

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MamaChey 24

"Probably won't make it life", so says the 13 y.o. Too damned cute! I don't care what you say, the Pornhub comment was hella funny!

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cootiequeen4444 11

@33 oh no! life won't make it? Not if I can help it! *grabs defibrillator* (also, am I the only chick that agrees with the dudes that the comment was super bitch. I'd never be that rude or presumptuous. If you can't tell. She's basically calling OP a loser who can't get legit sex and thus needs copious amounts of wank bank material. hence the bitchiness of the comment.)

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hpandher 16

"I was actually gonna say xvideos but anyway"

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XsethmanxX 5

Actually, I'm thankful for your mom. She's on PornHub a lot

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Thegoofygoober 15

"and the park Rangers say that the burn zone will be out of control"

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IronicDreamer169 8

It sucks to be you op, but let's not forget... The Internet is for **** lol

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orangediva 10

**** is rape. Can't believe people here support it and normalise it. Sorry you got teased like that OP

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

I think you might want to update your knowledge on the definition of rape.

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Bloodyskull 13

are you sure about that? Please tell me this is bait.

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Goblin182 26

That was a good burn by your friend.

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