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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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adraper7484 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:00

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generalcheif123 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:10

Grammar Nazi!!!!!!!

nyskier360 9

Friday 14 March 2014 19:02

Too bad they didn't put an extra would

marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:17

thats hot

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:43

if your mom thinks you'd enjoy going down on her or ******* her in any manner that's jacked up my mom would've been joking when she said it...my mom actually jokes like that ever since i came out as pansexual. it's hilarious to me. but thats a bitch move if it's not a joke. :/ sorryman.

Ken_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 4:48

I'm kind of hesitant but, what's pansexual?

dragonstrike94 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 15:26

Same as Bisexual

royalthehusky 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:21

Pansexuality is having feelings for any human being, no matter what gender. It's not quite bisexuality. Bisexuality only has the two "main" genders- Male and female. Pansexuality includes transgendered, gender fluent, etc.

_TheAtheist_ 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 7:40

Lol. Pansexuality is a fad, and a joke. If you feel "forced into labels" when people are generous enough to humor you with "bisexuality," you must have been dropped on your head as a baby by your sorry inbreeding excuse for a family.

Nederlander95 14

Sunday 13 April 2014 17:16

It's bisexuals who think it isn't different enough so they make up a new word. It's the same thing, there's like 4 other terms for it too, each have slight nuances, they're all the same thing.

AvengingAngelx 20

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:09

Pansexuality is also being attracted to someone's personality rather than their gender.

DoomSkuller 28

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:13

Basically, it's not caring about gender but the person.

SocialAmethyst 20

Saturday 20 August 2016 1:28

That moment when theirs only 2 Genders.

Mtti 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 12:40

thats F'ed up, you should tell your mom that if you were straight that would mean you'd probabaly F&*@£ you're dad....would that be better but I suppose he has a penis so its all good...right?? tell you're mom to grow up and stop being selfish