Transportation: Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while...

By stillhungry - 22/05/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML

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Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

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Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

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thebigslim 13

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:24

Sucks that happened to you, guess their food would be as crappy as their policies then.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:43

If you went on all fours and started making serious vroom noises, Maybe they wud've served ya! L0l, kidding. Major fail. Hope you went to a corner shop thereafter!

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alyren16 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:21

hahaha, shitttyyy

osemness 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:54

no shit Sherlock

G00N3R 19

Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:14

This is why it's on FML you jackass

thebigslim 13

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:24

Sucks that happened to you, guess their food would be as crappy as their policies then.

teehee520 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:24

Oh the irony.

uneekfreak16 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:26

That sucks, man. Were there any convenience stores around at least where you could get a microwave burrito? They should have just welcomed the extra business, especially in this economy. A little off topic, but I always wanted to go into a drive thru in one of those Barbie cars...see if they actually serve me.

Duckie101 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:27

ahahaaaa! thats when u start hijacking cars n stealing peoples food :)

Jacobe_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:31

This has happened to me before, sorta. When I was waiting for the harry potter book release with some friends, they sent me to get food and they held my place in line. I went to Arbies and only the drive-thru was open, but they wouldn't let me get anything becuase I wasn't in my car, so I had to walk back to the Barnes and Noble, get the car, and come back to get my food. So yeah all that say that this could actually happen.

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:40

Haha, That's Nice XD But At Least You Were Able To Tow It So It Could Be Fixed :)

jaybyrd 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:41

hahhaha sounds like a bad night, but dont worry we all have them

doodoodoo 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:42

Lol I once saw a woman in a wheelchair go through the drive-thru. She got served :).

YDIoveragain 4

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:42

I will bitch the shit out of them and not move till they let me order my food. Drive-thru is for lazy people that dont' want to get out the car. But If the store is not open I buy at the drive-thru dont' see why they wont' let you. They make money why would they care. I try that before and they let me.