By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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texmas 0

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

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Spinach 0

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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texmas 0

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

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b182link 0

my mom would say that too lol, but jist kidding

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hippo23 0

haha your kinda a jerk for saying that OP, ur mom is awesome btw!!

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Adrian66_fml 0

Oh, get over it. So what? You were an accident. Boo freakin whoo.

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zac12345 0

^^^^ this what's the insult in being an accident? you're here aren't you?

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Topasofmagic 17

3- It wasn't that mean, considering that op didn't even say sorry. The vase maybe meant allot to the mother and op just said "accidents happen". And I don't see how it's mean to say that op was an accident, she was still wanted considering that they didn't do an abortion... Ps. This is my first comment on this site, so be gentle with the down votes... :)

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Llamalamp26 11

Has anyone thought of the fact that maybe their mom was joking... •o•/ NO WAY!

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Spinach 0

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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dang_fml 0

agree with #5, and lol @ #6 but dang, ur mom is mean!

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nunes36 20

wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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may_cause_fail 0

You probably should have apologized before saying that, but still. That's harsh. :[

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