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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

yungstunna1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:21

musta been used to the feeling

redsox112 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:11

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redsox112 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:14

h a h a h hahahahahahh ahahshshsh ahahshshsh ahahH H A H A H

Phelpski 0

Friday 2 April 2010 17:42

cover your ******* ass maybe?!? YDI totally!! Thats hilarious!

yuop77 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:23

molliconeb 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:57

wtf? YDI! no one wants to see ass crack. and if those boys liked it they wouldn't have marinated ur ass with butter. get a clue

fsaskid 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:08

To be honest I saw this FML heading in a different direction at the start (:

vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 7 May 2012 10:10

In all truth, this is by far the WEIRDEST FML in existence. It's so weird, I don't even know if I should classify it as 'funny' or 'disturbing.' o.o

justmyswag 9

Friday 19 July 2013 2:31

I can't believe it's not butter

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Saturday 11 October 2014 8:41

It could be suspended in air right above

skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:16

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

ryguy997 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:18

yea at least it was not BURNING hot butter.

phalne 5

Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:23

right. it could've been bleach

bigNblack 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:18

UMmm....buTTa is taSTey

Moo_Horse 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 4:34

ummm shut the hell up and stop talking like that

rebekahah 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 8:23

not when it gives you some sort of urinary tract infection.

fmlx586 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:18

this doesn't sound too believable..but if it was...was this done to a boy or girl?

stopreadingmynam 0

Friday 23 July 2010 14:54

a girl. the author's name is "Sarah"

bosveranda 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:19

agree #4. even if it is true.. pull up your pants perhaps? crack kills.

lolajelly 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:19

LOL

bellaxobrianna 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

okay seriously thats really disgusting.

danijoy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

maybe you should pull up your pants next time, hoe

abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:20

hahaha that sounds like a fun experiment!

m0nicam0nster 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:21

this is really weird and they could get in huge trouble for doing that

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