By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Muthalecka 1

#2 you hope? Do you care for this man's balls?

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m1k3_b0rr311 15

Yea i ******* do ae

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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rawrlily 0

Aha. kittehz don't liek persunz wif a tinee dik. Espeshullee wen thei fart on mee.

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zolltf 4

I'm still waiting for Perdix to tell some joke about him playing with his sister's pussy, and losing his balls in the process

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Draeven_fml 0

that a whole new level of animal cruelty

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maz_irken 6

feel lucky. it's probable the only time you'll get pu...errr...nevermind

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Herropreez17 0

Yea. WHAT DID THE POOR KITTY DO TO YOU????

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pink_raindrops 26

I'm glad the kitty attacked your nuts. You thought it would be funny to see what his reaction would be, well you found out.

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jarockstar27 10

And this dude wants our sympathy why??? Seriously deserved it!

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Duggie1339 13

Okay based on my profile pic u can tell which side I'm on.... He/she is just a kitten, would u do that to a baby? You didn't deserve it... You deserve getting your balls chopped off and hung from your car mirror you sick ****

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MakeMeMoo 0

What a moron...got what you deserved.

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toaster468 0

you don't have testicles, you don't know what it feels like

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lebronesque73091 12

LOL, that's too funny. You deserve it for doing that though

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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brookemurray17 5

Omg I'm laughing so hard rn

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kittykat1501 31

It's his sister's cat

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nibas 0

HAHA omg. owned. don't **** with animals.

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ifmlftw 0

somebody call PETA!!!!!!!! jk. PETA is a waste of time. but I do love animals

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tencentsakiss 19

it's amazing how many people on here do **** with cats and get owned by getting their crotch attacked

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TheCrazyAli28 1

lol I wouldn't mind gettn my crotch attacked.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuumm hope you can still have kids

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Picking_Kuppies 0

Why, so they can all fart on kittens?

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jacqleeen 11

Your comment just made me burst out laughing!!

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CodeMonkey123 0

YDI, that you jerk Mittens the super ultra crime solving kitten doesn't take shit from anyone!

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Lqum26 0

8 you made absolutely no sense

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DarkMirror 0

karma xD But like it's such a bad thing? You probably shouldn't reproduce anyway.

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lol_chickens 0

Why the hell would you put a kitten under the sheets? D: Anyhow, your balls must've looked all dangly and fun.

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