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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By what. - 04/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:42

This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

Comments

taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

llScarlFacell 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:04

No. It's American... LOL now this should start a America vs World war.

pooley 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:44

hahaha even though them yanks are pretty stupid, you gotta love them!

Thabb 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:43

Niiiiiice.

christa953 12

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:34

stfu 54

fmlwinnn 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:07

OP, no offense, but I really want to bitchslap you.

tacticalnutmeg 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:20

I hope you don't breed.

manateelover 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:42

actually idiots some Americans are very smart! I'm a straight A+ honor student and never once said something this idiotic.

ndvorsky 4

Friday 23 September 2011 3:33

Grades are in no way a reflection of intelligence, just dedication

AninOnin 24

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:19

Actually, consistent grades are a much better indication of intelligence than something as arbitrary as IQ.

hamburgerjung 23

Saturday 22 November 2014 9:57

Also even if you have straight A's in the US that doesn't say much, because your education system is shit... I'm average in Germany and had an average of 112% in my classes in the US on my exchange year.

delude 26

Wednesday 8 April 2015 8:32

From the boyfriends perspective: Today, I'm dating an idiot. FML

Person58 17

Tuesday 9 June 2015 17:22

Maybe she was looking at the TV's in the lobby.

appygirlify 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:22

234 try Britain then because there's is even easier

letsbetrees 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:47

hahaha. i think we've all had moments like this.

amerrah 4

Monday 22 March 2010 5:11

I know I've had MANY of these moments.

ryrock310 10

Thursday 6 January 2011 18:40

are u that idiotic?

mygreenhoodie 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:24

then you guys are ******* idiots..

Rape_Laser 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 7:35

not really

magikarpman 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:23

damn you're moron

eb0ny 15

Wednesday 1 February 2012 7:41

Really? I've never been that stupid.

deviking 10

Friday 17 January 2014 5:51

It something called a brain art where you just so t really think before you speak op probably realized how dumb she was right after she said it

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:41

#224: We can see that you lack a brain.

Chickmechanic69 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:54

Lol I'm willing to be 100 bucks you have blonde hair..... It's ok everyone has their moments.

i_love_fml_11 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:05

are people still seriously on the blonde hair stuff? the blondes i know are way smarter than many other people that i know...

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:47

You're dumber than the OP if you think hair color has anything to do with intellect.

vballerlover07 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:54

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Sanchezzz 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 0:26

134, stop masturbating your ego.

amylynette 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 2:21

134, it's kind hard to have a 5.0 gpa when it's on a 4 point scale. Maybe your middle school hasn't taught you that yet?

Iritis 0

Friday 11 March 2011 7:14

#152, you're stupid, ever hear of a weighted class? The grade can be worth more than a 4.0. Maybe they haven't tought you this in your 4th grade class yet...

vanilla2u 5

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:45

dam u guys can't take a joke can you.

nissa0909 16

Friday 23 March 2012 1:55

Do you guys hear that whooshing noise? Thats this joke going right over your heads.

missonedirection 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:52

Don't grades go up to 4.0? Fail.

Coeliacchic93 21

Monday 18 March 2013 2:32

Jeez 134 I'm blonde and I'm not dumb but you don't hear me saying 'I'm so smart blah blah. I have this and that...' OP as soon as I saw this I thought 'Blonde Moment!' :D