Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store....

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 07:02 - Canada

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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You deserved it 5 117

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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deathbunny256 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:16

You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

spamuella 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)

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spamuella 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)

ndanick 4

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:24

How is this a FML... Mine are way worse and wont get published. this is just saying ur old OH JEEZE PEOPLE GET OLD.. be happy ur alive

SnakeGuy4000 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:45

Maybe it's because your not using the right stuff like, Today, FML, Spelling, Capitols, and punctuation?

Jae87 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:31

Yours won't get published because you reply to post #1 in order to be seen. No one cares :)

fmlroxmysocks 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:18

Is he supposed to use capitols? Or maybe u meant capitAls?

ravinderkaler 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:12

Someone needs to get a life.

dey4gotaus 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:59

hahah f his life, not even fml will post his effed up life :D

peoc 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:12

exactly. Still be happy that your old and kickin'

musicismyplane 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:53

congratulations you're life is successfully ******. I hope much rather hear the funny side of things. FYL. #11

nikkiandyou 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:50

#28 why the hell do you care. so what she/he wants to be seen. whats our problem. **** your life, that you care so much about other comments. to the OP: thats pretty sad.

Crash92 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:19

How old are you? I didnt know ancient people used FML.

leeny_fml 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:06

Ouch. I hope she didn't mean it like that...

Funnybunny_fml 3

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:08

poor you i agree with # 1 sorry shit happens

purupuru 1

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:12

Ouch. People don't appreciate teachers enough, I'm sorry.

wat_the_F 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:59

I agree :( I went to my 4th-6th grade ESL teacher during my senior year in high school and told her about all the things I accomplished only b/c SHE had taught me English...and she started crying so much...it really touched her.

deathbunny256 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:16

You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

eastgirl16 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:22

hahahaha that was awesome :D now you have me singing!

jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:26

hilarious! But seriously, kids are assholes. I know, I'm one of them.

Logica42 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:58

Hahahahaha. Niiiiice.

fuckyou234 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:17

I agree with #1 stuff is gonna happen like that

extrahoang 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:17

haha. that sucks. I wouldve been like. I'm a zombie foo!

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:17

LMAO!! Sounds like something I would say....but I would say it as a joke, which hopefully she was trying to do. Or maybe you gave her a hard time when she was your student. But yes, FYL!!