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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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RandomIdiot 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:44

Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)

meta_knight_486 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:46

All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.

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RandomIdiot 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:44

Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)

shadysback4good4 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:20

Dude, that sucks man, yeah **** your life.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:05

#1 This could just be in my country, but here we call that indecent exposure. :s And OP, that sucks so bad. :[

bartholomew_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:51

hahaha, that happened to my friend Grant, who has really long straight blond hair, all the time when he and I went to India in 08.

supersixfour 7

Monday 24 October 2011 4:42

cool story.

tu_madre_123 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:21

that sucks dude... yeah but it would have been much quicker if you would have done what #1 and #5 said haha

fmljw 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:00

LOL @ #5 why were the men and women searched separately? sounds like a case of harassment.

chunkyguy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:42

it was just to prevent the sexual harassment, imagine ourself being frisked by the opposite sex, in case you're not homosexual. LOL

abu3mair 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:32

haha fag

Vegetables 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:30

I have nothing against crossdressing, but this is why you shouldn't do it: it's such a taboo that anyone who is against it is going to shut anyone who does it out.

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 25 June 2012 4:40

Anyone is entitled to express themselves however they want to. Secondly, who said OP was crossdressing?

lastminuteperm 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:48

You could have made it a 'shorter' period of time if you just pulled down your pants...unless you felt embarassed you were 'short'. Sorry, I couldn't resist.