Miscellaneous: Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother...

By daddysboy123 - 06/08/2009 15:40 - United States

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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Butt-dial

By I'm a recurring amateur porn consumer but this is bollocks. - 21/09/2021 23:00

Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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Impatience

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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GENNNA_ 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.

JoJoTheMo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...

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GENNNA_ 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.

alliemi 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:18

Was he using his feet?

iKaite 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:28

I may just be niave and young, but I actually wondered if it was his feet at first. Can penises wave?

Starchild21 3

Friday 7 August 2009 3:09

www.meatspin.com yes they can

smellymeaty 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:21

Because we needed the page... I wonder how many people actually went to the site?

zeal 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:35

Ugh, I did not need to see what was on that site.

Scotland_111 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:41

Sounds like a very "private" video. Excuse the weak pun but OP FYL and maybe after some therapy you won't be petrified to open your laptop.

bogg_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:40

i laughted so hard when i saw the page.. nd then when i looked back at the screen it told me i was OFFICIALLY GAY.. **** my life..

JokerJohn7 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:49

O he was using his feet then

NeonBlack 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:44

HELICOPTER DICK

dirtbiker267 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:10

You may of seen that but she went through the same thing on your laptop involving a "secret" stash..... That would be an awkward trade

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 21 July 2016 10:45

It might be a good idea for OP to mark his laptop as a way to identify it as being his. A sticker or something should do.

snow_cloak 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:04

lol.

amsedel 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:06

haha

JoJoTheMo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...

plexico 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

What a hack! He must have just seen "Bruno."

kyle4321 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:56

aha that made my day thank you!

lessthanbee 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:18

haha, i thought the same thing when i read this. was it speaking from its urethra as well?

OMGZfail 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

Oh Dear God... O_O

clockworklolita 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:08

Awk-waaaard.

rickybobby12343 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:09

no ****-ward

caancoha 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:08

By your nickname, OP, I'm going to assume you learned something from this video.

bball55 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:55

flmao

furordei 2

Monday 7 May 2012 19:53

That is gross. Does op like dad even more now? Haha

Random_Poster 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:10

I bet your Dad is all thumbs...

caancoha 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:11

By your nickname, OP, I'm going to assume you learned something from this video.

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