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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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Heads up

By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

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sireen 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:06

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Proceededto____ 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:09

HEY LOL IM REPLYING TO FIRST COMMENT SO MY COMMENT GETS BUMPED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA NOOBZ.

FueltotheFire 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:36

YDI for hitting puberty

yamba_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:01

YDI for not shaving SHAVING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU WEAR

CL41RE 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:53

At least he didn't say it out loud in front of people.

xero_art 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:51

yeah, now we know why its called a bikini wax, eh :p

lilyenid 0

Monday 31 May 2010 1:05

next time shave!!!!!

vollyball921 0

Friday 11 June 2010 8:12

SHAVE

wintamint101 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:12

who doesn't realize that?

fearinabottle 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:12

ydi for not checking yourseld out. GROSS!

ShannonBananan76 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

lol

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

failalltheway 22

Sunday 15 March 2015 15:45

I don't think disgusting is the right word. And you just sound dumb saying that.

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Sunday 9 August 2009 23:10

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xianwei 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:30

actually, hairs would stick out too if it was trimmed and short. if it were longer and growing out of control, it would stick out only at the sides only.

ReasonsToFly 0

Monday 10 August 2009 5:56

Forget trimming, just shave.

nikknakk 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:10

ydi for not taking better care of yourself..

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:30

Actually, that sounds like fun, that literal action. Also, obligatory "girls shouldn't shave if guys don't" .... but jungle ass crack hair is going pretty damn far. Definitely YDI though if you're going about in a bikini without shaving.