Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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xiloveyoux3 0

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

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Intoxicunt 5

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

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skatagurl 0

awwwwwwww. always pee before u get on a bus

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ericnx 8

why did u drink 1.5 liters of water

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kppadgett 0

.... maybe you should use gallons dumb ass

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

if the whole world uses a different measuring system than you, you might be wrong. asshole.

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KoryKane 4

Peeing yourself is like being happy everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.... unless one of those people is a pedo :D

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Emma_99 0

Of course, the old "If it happens in America it must be true worldwide" analogy. People like you make your country look like the ignorant dumbasses the rest of the world think Americans are. Get a life.

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xiloveyoux3 0

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

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poolball 0

they were riding a bus not a car you can't just stop any where.

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Muffin_boo 12

He was only on the bus for an hour. He didn't piss before he boarded. He ended up pissin himself after walking 200m from the bus stop to his house. We don't know where OP was during the nine hours prior, so unless you DO know, give OP a break. OP you deserve your pissy pants for not going when you had the chance, but at the same time shit happens so don't feel too terribly bad. ;3

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Lor1989 0

ydi for not going to the bathroom for 9 hours, i hope you got a bladder infection.

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andyn 0

was just thinking of writing something like that.... well at least they didnt do it in public or miles from home

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MeMeMe123455 0

Why would you wish an infection on someone? I mean yeah you should pee in the bathrooms on the way rather than hold it, but you're just a douche. F the OP's life for having to read your comment.

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Muffin_boo 12

To no. 3 & 5: Your comments were unnecessarily rude. You should apologize, but douchebags don't have manners. So learn some. ;3

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Anthony6151 0

That's not that bad at least you were at your house so no one would notice it, and you could just clean up right away.

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Intoxicunt 5

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

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01100110 0

"I didn't pee for 9 hours" "One hour... Public Transport" YDI

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hellfield 0

at least you made it that far! I had to pee in the subway tunnel once, I felt like I was playing for the homeless team.

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ftskfan 0

i woulda peed on my way home walking lol.

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aback 4

And the whole point of waiting that long was..?

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gigi37 0

The only reason I can see the OP waiting so long is that it was some overnight trip and the OP was asleep and then in the morning took the bus or something home and during that hour got the urge to use the restroom. OP: FYL about the situation, but YDI if you forced yourself to wait

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avalanche719 0

YDI for waiting 9 hours to take a piss. You're gonna have bladder problems if you keep that shit up.

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