Transportation: Safety first

Safety first

By phlyingphuck - 31/08/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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You deserved it 10 238

Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 976

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By Helmet - 20/10/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy a new crash helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

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You deserved it 9 016

By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 25 618

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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You deserved it 333

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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Juliett_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

Ligerie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

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Juliett_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

ChurchofFagenism 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:06

I was just about to say that hahah!!!

c3bu 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:11

lol i was just about to say this

fym_fml 2

Monday 31 August 2009 16:12

Well now's the perfect excuse to buy a new helmet since the old one is used in an accident.

No_Heart 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:49

Who cares about her, what i want to know is if the spiders are ok.

ninaaftermath 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:39

I was just about to say this!!

AfroJesus 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:26

YDI for having legs.

Getchooahhaa 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:33

I laughed at 67

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:55

i was just about to say that too!!

Googoie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 6:54

Beat me to it...

your_mother 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:17

i was gunna saythat

megamandude455 10

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:34

18 WINS!!!

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:10

Hahah! I knew somebody would write this. (^.^)/

amandajlucas2015 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:43

Exactly Wut I was gonna say

klimpomppp 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:19

Ermagerd i was just Gunna say tht!

ezdosremember 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

Smashhoof 15

Monday 28 January 2013 3:24

Proughboy 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 15:36

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fireandice27 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

Hahaha I'm always SO scared of this happening to me - I triple-check every single part of my helmet before I put it on!

Ligerie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

Herborist 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:14

You should've checked the helmet before you put it on, duh.

wubbie6723 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:15

ahahaha i feel bad for u bc of the spiders and the crash. i think its time for a new helmet

whatevershesaid 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:10

Oh, wow, really? I thought we were supposed to feel sorry for the mother pressuring the OP! /sarcasm

TheMikeyK 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:17

lmao, I'm sorry, but YDI. You should have checked the helmet for any insects, or "safety issues" :)

sublime93 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:20

Shouldve checked beforehand, especially since it hadn't been used in forever

caramelize 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:24

Sucks. FYL.

gummy_b3ar_qt 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:35

F* man, that wud suuuck! I'm totally afraid of spiders! :(

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Nature is harsh

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