By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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my_fml_account 2

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Calaura9 0

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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rukusrazor 0

Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

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my_fml_account 2

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I lol'd :) nicee

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adelaide_evening 0

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.

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sucktobeyou 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.

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11colio11 4

roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but **** you sideways

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Bloodknight 22

How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

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fxdxhk90 0

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

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cradle6 13

I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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TriniRockStar 0

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

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netfreak 0

make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

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whoabiach 0

#8 thats just taking it too far.... ******* up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

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aback 4

He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|

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