Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 378

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 474

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By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 919

You deserved it 5 369

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 577

You deserved it 2 709

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 285

By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 164

You deserved it 2 453

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 748

You deserved it 4 662

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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 106

You deserved it 4 740

By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 696

You deserved it 9 005

By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 102

You deserved it 4 664

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 660

You deserved it 116

my_fml_account 2

Monday 14 September 2009 16:22

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Calaura9 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:35

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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boba123 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:21

You mean ex-boyfriend^^

freudianego 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:24

Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.

v1kt4r 13

Monday 14 September 2009 17:50

you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)

taylipn 0

Monday 14 September 2009 19:14

slack

AnaMaree 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:13

bop

WannabeMD 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 7:30

Violets are blue; Your life sucks Take my cue: Forget that---jerk.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:21

Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

my_fml_account 2

Monday 14 September 2009 16:22

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 14 September 2009 19:35

I lol'd :) nicee

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:12

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.

sucktobeyou 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 11:28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.

11colio11 4

Monday 5 July 2010 10:00

roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but **** you sideways

ReXxXy17 0

Monday 18 October 2010 5:14

haha, that's hilarious

Bloodknight 22

Monday 14 September 2009 16:22

How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:24

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

cradle6 13

Friday 26 August 2011 19:35

I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 13:46

SO OLD

Jpster 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:24

OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point

TriniRockStar 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:29

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

my_fml_account 2

Monday 14 September 2009 16:43

Psycho much?

netfreak 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:58

make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

Exhumed 0

Monday 14 September 2009 21:51

l0l

whoabiach 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:57

#8 thats just taking it too far.... ******* up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

lolhaha118118 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:34

seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust

Intellectualist 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:14

**** that, put a banana up his arse.

amrybarczyk03 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:09

Potatoes work better in the exhaust.

lenasaur 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

potatoes work better up the ass too

A83_fml 18

Monday 14 September 2009 21:22

big lol here!

fylahole 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:04

its just a nationwide assblast

WartsG 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:56

Ah haha, must have been a jock

WartsG 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:58

i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind

b0ss42nine 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:52

fill the muffler full of rocks...

aback 4

Monday 14 September 2009 16:35

He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|

Calaura9 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:35

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 14 September 2009 20:53

WIN.

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 1 202

Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML

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You deserved it 1 539

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 340

You deserved it 35 614

Today, I've been single for so long, I got butterflies when I went on a date. A date with a character in Grand Theft Auto. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 159

You deserved it 2 665

Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 13 015

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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