SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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djqlue 0

lmao! ingenius! I bet they're gonna wonder what they could have fed their cat for such "logs" to be in its litter box

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yup. alabama. makes sense then

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DameGreyWulf 0

@87 exactly hahahaha Damn, I laughed for this one most definitely. Why panic though? Didn't they have a plunger?

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Lawlicate 0

thats disgusting.... u only made it worseby saying logs

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brutallyhonest24 0

my first question when reading this is why. my question was answered when i saw alabama. then it all made sense

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TFAuthor 0

Lol, this is disgusting . . . . I thought the myths about Alabama were fictional . . . Go #109!!!

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ryguy997 0

yeah the cats "life".

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godsrightnutsack 0

imma let you finish, but that cat had the best logs of all time!

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Hahaha Beyonce has the best video ever! *facepalm*

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kingsteveooo 4

Skankalicious, I swear to god, just reading your post has caused my IQ to drop greatly. Learn how to spell, and learn proper grammar. Aside from that. Your post was the stupidest thing i have ever heard!

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nazooer 11

Hey grammar nazi, first thing you learn how to read because the person you replied to is spankalicious, not skankalicious, oh and you forgot to capitalize an i, You sir fail at life.

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caitastrophe 0

people like spankalicious make me very nervous for the future of our race. honestly sweetie, you just made yourself look like trash.

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Intellectualist 0

This is why my house is the only place i go to the toilet.

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girlygirl666 0

Fake! Yeah right, like they have toilets INSIDE the houses in Alabama now.

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b182link 0

Uhm I live in Alabama and I am not a redneck. I moved here from California (Dad's job transfer) and I was steriotypical and thought there would be rednecks everywhere, but I was wrong, Alabama actually has normal people like every other state. There are nice towns and such, it's not just like everyone lives on a farm with an outhouse eating fried chicken and singing lynyrd skynyrd. Hell, I go to a nicer school than I did back in Cali, and there are sophisticated others around me. True, there are rednecks that live in some areas of Alabama, but there are just as many in Mississippi, tennessee, Florida, and georgia, etc. Don't be so quick to judge.

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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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HurriKaty 4

Or you could have just plunged the toilet or asked someone for help, you lazy shit. Oh no, people poop! Wah.

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snowieflake 0

How is this an FML? You did it to yourself... If the toilet was backed up, you could have used the plunger or asked for help. It's not like everyone doesn't go poop. Why are you so embarrassed about your poop? Also, that's really just gross that you'd stick your hand into the toilet filled with your poop (and pee, i'm guessing) and then bury them in a litter box. Isn't human feces a bit larger (most of the time) than cat feces, so wouldn't your boyfriend's family recognize that your cat didn't produce the "logs" in the liter box? YDI for being embarrassed about pooping

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ivoteno 0

Your shit looks nothing like cat shit. Your boyfriend's gonna notice.

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riplikethat 0

"Your shit looks nothing like cat shit. Your boyfriend's gonna notice." - ivoteno (Shit expert extraordinaire.)

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alliemi 0

He prefers the term "shit connoisseur".

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Subtext 10

They probably won't notice. If it's buried in the litter, they'll most likely just notice a big lump of sticky stuff, which could mean anything from a lot of pee to human..er...logs. I'm sure they won't check on the exact contents of the litter box.

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