Transportation: Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally...

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

Shikamaru_fml 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:29

Good job dumbass

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arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:07

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Show it anyway

yake12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:24

me too!!! haha other ppls misery is funny :P

kaytee05 0

Friday 16 April 2010 21:13

hahahahha karma a bitch!(: but I'll laugh at u since I can't drive n won't end up rearin someone(;

dlbliner 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 3:18

can you say karma??

mrstomkaulitz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 22:30

ohhhh karma :)

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:32

Gotta love karma :D that was a pretty dumbass move on the OP's part

JustSoLost 8

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:00

"Karma is a bitch" =D YDI

cjd2897 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:55

rolfmao

Izabushel 65

Friday 15 February 2013 14:02

Hahaha!

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:15

flash flash car crash we're no fixtures

TysonFawlay 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:16

******* idiot. Seriously? Is your name Scarlet? Explains it in that case. I hope you got hurt.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:20

Once you rear-ended that driver, another jackass driving by turned his head to look at you and the other drivers already involved in your own little separate accidents, and rear-ended someone else. 2 seconds, later, the same thing happened with another douchecanoe of a driver until a massive-rear end pileup of angry laughing people was achieved.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:23

And all the authorities were left to wonder how so many stupid people ended up on the same high way... =)

arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:26

Stupid people aren't that uncommon to find, ya know. [:

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:31

Haha too true. I thought of that while writing it, but decided to post it anyway... at least the stupid people won't notice... :P

arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:33

Haha. allthough, if it happened more than the OP stated, that would be reallyyy ironic,

Sage1314 4

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:37

This is the most inelegantly worded FML I've seen in a long time. What was wrong with "I rear-ended the person in front of me because I was laughing so hard" ?