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wow, dumb her ass
Dumb?
Well she can't exactly say "**** her ass" can she? :P Unless she meant "dump" then lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Maybe someone took her phone.
#37: Yeah, because it's much more likely that somebody stole the phone, and definitely not a possibility that she was Lying.. /Sarcasm The #1 rule of telling a lie: Is you need to commit to it. She, quite obviously, did not.
hey idiots here's a wild and crazy idea maybe it was stolen? dumbasses
that's what i thought. maybe someone stole it. *nodnod*
Oorrr Maybe, just maybe, she got really mad and wanted you to leave her alone. Or maybe you're just that aggrivating?
lol @#128 and u could do soo much better dump that chick
I've done that before, she was just being a smart-ass. Not really an FML.
I know this is an old post, but i have to agree with #138. My ex always texted all the time when i was with her and always replied straight away, and when i wasnt around her, and texted her, i got an answer 2-3 hours later saying "busy, we'll talk later" and we didnt talk at all
Ouch that sucks sorry
take a joke
Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
I was going to say that D: If I found a phone, that's what I'd do lol.
yeah i was gonna say the same thing
oh come on u are all being ignorent
Exactly what I was thinking
She said she lost her phone? He would have no idea where she would be!
That didn't occur to me, but if that is the case it makes the situation even funnier.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
oh I see what you did thar
Next time you are with her, or in her house...RING THE DAMN PHONE!
She told you not to text her, then you did? Silly! ;) But I agree with "It could have been stolen/found and whoever took it replied." Hope that's the case!
I MEANT DUMP NOT DUMB...
Hey, chill girl. It's only FML, not your college thesis.
I wish FML would count for college...
It's nice to know I'm not included.
Ego: Hola! Muchas gracias. =) Rachel, you are included when I say anything about FML users being cool! You're possibly at the top of the list.
Mmm. I see, I see. Gah, I've been on FML too long. XD
Yeah... Seriously, how is this an FML? All I get from it is that the OP's girlfriend has a sense of humour.
the point was he just got dumped...
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Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
Wow, you're so dump!