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In what way does it suck? Holy shit, you have friends that actually care about you. Your love sucks! I clicked FML because you don't deserve your friends.
Seriously! It's not even that he doesn't deserve them, it's that he is so boring that he can't see how this is an amazingly funny story that his life sucks.
come to think of it, i haven't seen allmidnighteyes lately. has anyone else? omg let's call 911 and tell them "allmidnighteyes is missing, he hasn't commented in days, something must be wrong"
I think it's great ire friends r worried bout u
ur friends must be stupid. did they try calling you? -_-
Wow. Either you have clingy friends or you need a life.
Agreed, you probably deserve it for spending your life on the internet. Actually, i take that back, since im religiously reading updated FMLs every day :)
Get a life? Gee, that sounds like a good idea! Maybe she should not log on for 6 days-Oh wait. She probably just quit. And got a life. Theory fail.
Lmao I was gonna post something similar to this but couldn't because the validation process on here but you beat me to it!
well said mate! how is this a FML?? at least people care about you!!
LOL i understand them. i was starting to get really worried cuz my friend is in a bad relationship and hadn't logged in for a week xD
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
too bad you dont have any
Haha I was once *tempted* to do the same thing when my bf went MIA for few days!
your...internet boyfriend?
win
lol.. thats just sad.
They were tipped off when they saw your farm in farmville had whithered and died.
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it's...nice that they...care? XD
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?