By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
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perdix 29

It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death. Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.

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alex_vik 0

What are you, 7 and blind?

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Dcvictorious 0

Not a FML. I didn't realise you were 5 years old OP.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Aww but crunching leaves is fun! Its great to just let go and be a kid again :)

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qwertyone 0

There is nothing wrong with doing that. I do it at my age. If everyone demonstrated a little harmless and innocent child like behavior the world would be less depressing.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

I still tend to kick at sticks or stones I come across, and try to keep them in line so I don't have to stray from my path and swerve around like a retard just to kick it again =P (I don't go out of my way.) When you get a significant other that likes to take walks, taking turns kicking stuff as you go can be a fun little game.

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Mx_Rider 6

sunkissed your hot! and you ride dirtbikes! even hotter. o yea.. op so you stepped on a dead bird boo whoo youll live.

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crazytoaster 2

YDI because the bird was alive when you stepped on it.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

haha thanks guys?

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kieran247 0

I was running in my yard and slipped on a dead squirrel once

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ariomario2 0

It's fine for people to step on the crunchy leaves!! I do it all the time and I'm 18! I will just think twice about it now.......

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echarperouge 0

I do that all the time! But dude, that sucks.

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dspadres 0

You stomp on dead birds all the time?

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Caayouteepie 0

hey. thats kinda gross.

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deven7 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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perdix 29

It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death. Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.

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perdix 29

Where the pterodactyl calls in the stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus rex to avenge the murder of the little bird. It's going to be a long night for the OP. I hope she didn't eat chicken for dinner.

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hallix 21

Are we sure the bird was alive before he stepped on it? Pretty sure he would have noticed it moving if it had been...

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ExtremeEncounter 32

It was already dead.

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pcakewafflebacon 0

not so bad. I stepped in baby bird guts barefoot once...

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