Miscellaneous: Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack'...

By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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By MiserableGradStudent - 11/12/2017 01:30

Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By superbubbles - 23/03/2021 21:30 - Canada

Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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Walk out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 20:01

Today, I'd started dialysis and the cap at the end of my PD tube came off. It’s meant to stop infection, and it’s filled with betadine. I said I had to go to the office. My teacher wouldn’t let me, so I walked out of class. I got detention for trying to prevent getting a major infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 17:00 - United States - Menomonie

Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML

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john_bell 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:28

Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

kitties_fml 12

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:23

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

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bexox 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:09

I dissected a sheep brain today.

suaveneanderthal 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:46

I find it very hard to believe that the very small urinary bladder of a pig fetus had enough urine in it to squirt out upon you when you cut it... maybe it was another organ you cut?

myfriend_youfail 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:08

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that, #14. The fluids they use to preserve specimens can also be quite messy, and if you're using one hand to hold down the organ and the other to cut, you could squirt any fluids inside all over yourself. Try filling a balloon with water, poking a hole in it with a pin, and then squeezing it. See what happens.

neonokku 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:12

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:36

Eeheeheee, just like when we dissected fish! Squirt fights ftw Also, OP, HAAAHAW but that's what you get for not paying attention when they went over the organs.

RedRobster 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 22:16

Unless you get some cheap-ass pigs, they clean the body fluids out of the pigs. The only fluids in there, besides water, are the ones that preserve the bodies. They would not leave urine in a pig, because urine is all waste products (they hurt the preservation of the body).

Celt729 1

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:11

They never said "fetus", only pig kidney. Just because general dissection is usually a pig fetus or rat doesn't mean there can't be more specified dissections. Like the sheep brain, or a cow's eye, pig heart. YDI btw. Who pokes around randomly in a kidney? Obviously you don't know what they're for.

RedRobster 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:06

Regardless of it just being a kidney or the entire pig fetus, they would still empty out the fluids before shipping them out for dissection purposes.

StaticDown 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:55

In my high school, the teacher would just go to a butchers shop and get something... we disected some heart once and a fish... She's from U.K so maybe it was the same....

Celt729 1

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:02

When we dissected, they always came in a bucket full of fluid. Maybe that's what came out?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:12

Goldenhog shower

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:41

Ok, I really had to stop eating after reading all of this...

Ellowise_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:12

I held a human brain ;) Just be careful next time during dissections

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:45

Give RyeBreadBoy back his brain!!!

Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:32

Mmmmmmmmm.... lovely.

kitties_fml 12

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:23

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

roadie42 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 7:22

Real biology nerds do - it's how you distinguish between the "I'm such a nerrrrd LOL" types and the truly awesome science people. Curiosity for the win! *high fives OP*

john_bell 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:28

Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

Fall3nAnq3lx 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:33

curiosity killed the cat

spaerro 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:20

And the pig too, apparently.

RyeBreadBoy 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:35

Why were you cutting open the bladder if you were supposed to be dissecting the kidney? Also, why did they give you an entire pig (I assume it was probably a baby pig) if you only need the kidney? Seems like they could get a bunch of kidneys from a slaughterhouse for far less money than entire pigs.