It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
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Stumblebum30 5

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

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Comments

neonokku 0

I'm trying to figure out WHY in the world would you PEE on a CACTUS?

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johnbob_fml 0

he lives in new mexico, there are a lot of cactuses, in fact there is probably nothing but that

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sodahhhr 0

fake!! i saw this in a cartoon animation on myspace

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livluvlaff8 0

but why would u pee on one?

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miss101 3

what would make you pee on a cataus? does it need your juices?

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Roflmaaark 0

Why the ****... :/

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joanjett 0

All I am thinking is WTF were you pissing on a cactus?

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GraceMarieC 13

Am I the only one who smells fake all over this?

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archnarquibquib 21

Just because you have a cactus to pee on, does not mean you should pee on it. Ever heard of Murphy's law?

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Wogg_fml 0

If it were up to me, this would undoubtedly be the funniest FML in the history of FMLs. It made me laugh for 5 minutes nonstop.

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the_holy_one 0

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zezjo 3

WTF? How is karma related to this at all..?

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poiuytjfffc 0

Yes of course it's karma, what other reason could it be! JK LOLROFLPOFLEMOLZMAO

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jts2 3

. . . How .. stupid .. are .. you .. ?

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iheartjustinsane 0

YDI for peeing on a ******* cactus of all things.

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