By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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neutralpiehotel 0

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

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Incubuss 0

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

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arielhoee 9

Us girls wear thongs so our underwear lines don't show & because they're comfortable. OP: my dance studio doesn't let us wear underwear for our performances, so I wear a thong. I ripped my pants at dress rehearsal doing the splits one year, they were made out of nylon, & everyone still teases me about it. Rofl.

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shinkukage09 0

Oi, don't lump every male together. Not every male is a horny moron who can't think of anything but sex, naked women, and ****.

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The_Pleb 0

Every male is a horny moron, Except you but your half woman or gay anyway

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Dump_fml 0

Yeah. Some are gay.

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sarcdude 3

Exactly. I'm not a moron.

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hd123 0

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myballs 0

AhahahAHAHAHAHAHA. This is a true FML. This is the quintessential red-faced holy-****-did-this-just-happen-to-me moment. Learn to laugh, OP. You probably would have cracked up if it were someone else.

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chakrabs 0

It all depends on if you're hot or not.

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NzxtZ06 0

pics or it never happened

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NzxtZ06 0

I'm serious, otherwise you're a phony, a big fat phony.

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pingpongpickle 8

wtf. you should have worn bloomers underneath, that is so disgusting having only a thong. ydi!!

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Insane_Tea 15

On average men think about sex every 7 seconds. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3..!!!! I guess I'm ahead of the curve.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Connecticut sucks, this is probably the most interesting thing about CT I've ever heard.

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Occums_Razor 0

YDI for thinking you could get away with wearing a thong.

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sulitak 27

oh yeah... thongs are totally comfortable and not at all awkward. I'll stick with my boy shorts and avoid the butt floss feeling

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Incubuss 0

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

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Person1233 12

Wait scratch that.. She was probably some fatass 12-13 year old.. *shudders*

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Attrox 0

I hope you were nice enough to give them a good view of it. ...Of course, if you're some fat *****, I guess you weren't that appreciated.

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neutralpiehotel 0

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

At least you were wearing a thong. Could have had nothing under your skirt ;)

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muichini 0

she could have worn actual under wear not a loin cloth on a string

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psychoxxxinvader 3

Ugh... Thats embarassing :S

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alexxss_fml 10

lmfaoo!!! love it haha

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