Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Honk honk

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By Goosey - 12/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program, which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunchroom started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By Lady_Luck - 25/03/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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tabloidscully 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:17

As a BV alum, reading this made me proud--"Tiger TV" is notorious for choosing the worst moments to showcase people! Tigers Class of 2003

RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:30

What's a goose laugh? Last time I checked, geese don't laugh.

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neonokku 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:10

btw i was first biggest accomplishment ever

soccer060 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:59

at least your school has a tv

iLoveTeraaa 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 20:32

lmaooooooo I used to have a gf with a really loud weird laugh

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:33

HONK HONK HONK

ElMarkino 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 3:23

holy shit i cant stop laughing

soccer4ever7 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:12

lmfao fyl

skyttlz 32

Sunday 11 July 2010 8:08

Fail

soccer4ever7 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:14

lmao

tabloidscully 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:17

As a BV alum, reading this made me proud--"Tiger TV" is notorious for choosing the worst moments to showcase people! Tigers Class of 2003

powersmoke 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:20

AFLACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

musicislife1995_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:28

lol, laugh it off :) it's better

RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:30

What's a goose laugh? Last time I checked, geese don't laugh.

Chigagigaroo 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:46

OP probably meant that their laugh sounded like a goose honking.

missmarley93 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:34

lmao! aww, fyl...the slow motion thing is pretty mean thoughh. haha but funny, im sorry.

me199 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:42

no one at your school has heard you laugh before?

talk_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:52

what school??

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Honk honk

Same thing different taste

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