Friends and Miscellaneous: "Friends"

"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 151

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 348

You deserved it 17 490

By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 428

You deserved it 4 743

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 068

You deserved it 1 340

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 891

So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 856

You deserved it 291

The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 2 789

By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 744

You deserved it 2 488

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 389

You deserved it 4 321

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:16

You should race to the table and beat both of them.

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:49

And how did you find this out?

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LOL_7052 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:48

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iBurnTrees 6

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:07

oh man that's terrible... are you really smelly?

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:49

And how did you find this out?

I_HEART_WEEZER 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:51

Aw, that's sad. Fail.

methuper 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:54

This is an old FML, why is it posted again

movies12 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:54

Shit, that's gotta suck. Just put it this way the loser is a REAL LUCKY loser who gets to sit with you. :D If that helped at all.

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:16

You should race to the table and beat both of them.

nazooer 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:24

Yes. This.

Renae123 0

Friday 23 September 2011 4:52

Your cute:D

noobienick 19

Sunday 10 November 2013 5:15

That. Was. Brilliant.

skittleface 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:31

D: that's awful!

re_jec_ted 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:47

wow that sucks. http://tinyurl.com/yd2wkmo

Loveya448 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:47

That's terrible. You should leave the loser, and make 'em eat lunch alone.

Towelie_31 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:48

My friends can be douchebags like that too, which is why I stopped hanging out with them, and started chillin with my good friends more, I suggest you do the same. And if by some ****** up twist of fate those 2 are your only friends then I agree fyl