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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By tastetherainbow - 07/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 170

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 208

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

Red flag

By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML

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You deserved it 474

The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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You deserved it 4 771

Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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You deserved it 4 116

Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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You deserved it 173

Twunt 14

Friday 18 December 2009 23:43

Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.

Fop 6

Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.

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Fop 6

Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.

Japemead 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:51

Cover everything in her room with mustard.

No_Heart 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:44

Maybe she is trying to tell her something, maybe she wants her to eat her room.

persephone13 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 15:43

I was just gonna say that! Do it! Grey poupon style....CLASSY. :)

futtgoredo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:54

I hate ketchup.

RoryStorm239 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:37

^^^ ahaha wtf

CaptinFalconKnig 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:36

well you should cover your sister's room in "mayonnaise" and say take that bitch or a note on her door saying that in "mayonnaise" lol

Aim4thebullseye 4

Friday 24 June 2011 21:02

or cover her room with super glue, thats going to have a fun effect

lifesfailure 4

Friday 18 December 2009 23:38

FIRST!!!!! HAHA, sucks for you, but you have to hand it to your sister for being creative. but little siblings are bitches when you piss them off.

Fop 6

Friday 18 December 2009 23:41

I absolutely love how you scream FIRST!!!! number two!

nKiev 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:11

I feel bad for laughing as well

BB14_fml 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:08

Dumbass!

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 5:26

You're not FIRST! And that's not creative in any way. It's extremely childish.

lissn 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:39

Well, I laughed.

doritoninja 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 4:49

That'll really.....*puts on sunglasses*.......spice things up YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

talim_fml 3

Friday 18 December 2009 23:41

aw, you thought you were first.

fafa123_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:41

why ketchup? btw u shouldnt complain about it, just get her back :)

rikard_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 18:38

I say get like 10 friends and cum all over her room, and you will have a great time doing it to!

Twunt 14

Friday 18 December 2009 23:43

Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.

bidonkable 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:44

ah ketchup? ill get you some friess...

twofirstnames 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:26

Then she can clean up while enjoying a yummy snack :3

thinmint 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:44

LOL you're a weiner!

AGGoddess 2

Friday 18 December 2009 23:47

I say that if she doesn't clean up the mess she made, you do the same thing back to her.

DreMaMa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:49

I heard the brown family lives next door

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Same thing different taste

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