Animals: Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two...

By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By carrottop - 07/01/2011 12:12 - Australia

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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laxer95 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:28

What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.

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myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:04

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mmlprsh 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:29

No, she was just hungry

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:12

Aww.. **** that.. Boiled to death.. Call RSPCA.. --------- Kids and Animals don't mix..

authorkid 2

Monday 26 July 2010 6:06

they're just goldfish, not like they're that exciting anyway at least she didn't somehow kill the dog

Cupffin 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:04

Does it even get cold in Lebanon?

myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:07

Most homes don't have heat or air conditioning. If it gets down to 58ºF then yeah, it's probably cold.

deadkenn8 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 18:37

58? come on that's not cold.

brianfantana32 10

Monday 9 January 2012 7:36

58's too cold to be comfortable, but they'll live, so in a sense you're right

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.

jandrews10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:14

Yeah...like in a sewer drainage system. There is no afterlife...and especially for fish.

EmMaz9457 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:09

awww!!! poor fisheys :(

thesunwillshine3 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:19

hahahahaahahahahaa. a goldfish hot tub? cute :)

mushoo_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:20

Did they di... oh wait...

laxer95 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:28

What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.

Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:29

your sister is so cute cuz she's concerned and her thoughts were funny... =) haha =) but shame... you deserved nothing of it =/

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:36

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freakyfish07 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:29

Wow! Someone doesn't have a heart.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:10

Just because they were cheap doesn't mean they didn't mean anything to the OP.

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:20

WTF is wrong with you?

everyonesfucked 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:38

Agreed... litle sister is cute for caring. Plus goldfish have the lifespan of like a month so it's not an FML it's a BNG (Buy new goldfish).

Bob31_fml 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:56

sure, because a goldfish's life is of little value. YDI.

Firesprite2009 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:18

My goldfish lived for almost 9 years ._. &&, OP. I know how you feel. The only difference is, your (probably infant) sister killed them? My 40 something aunt killed mine the exact same way. x_x"

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:23

Goldfish can become 20 years old if you take care of them okay. Even under the care of most children they become three of four years old.

_RobotInDisguise 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:24

A lifespan of a month? My 2 year old goldfish begs to differ. If your fish are only living for a month you must be a terrible owner... Anyway OP, FYL.