Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So...

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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azurablade 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:16

you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?

NatzSwifey 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:13

well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf

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dwoods12 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:11

EMBARRASSING...

smith2001 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 10:36

at least you have a girlfriend

NatzSwifey 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:13

well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf

JulzKay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:33

You may be right. Either that, or maybe the OP's friends didn't reply because those messages are annoying. I HATE messages saying "Whats up?". Put more thought into a message! >_

azurablade 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:16

you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?

Sunnytweet79 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:06

lol

PottentialFML 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:40

And his hand.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:22

HAHAHA FRIENDLESS BOY xD

cjcola169 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:36

lol

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:32

Ouch...

hannahuk1986 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:44

Feel the shame!

redxapplexoxo 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:49

if you don't have a social life how do you have a girlfriend?

corme_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:02

luck? OR pity.....

tuboshu1986 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:59

I don't think your life sucks , while you suck. Because you have no friends.

itouchguy360 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 13:00

Go get some friends then! If you are in middle school though, that sucks. It is impossible to make friends or have a life in middle school. But assuming you are older, get a social life!

vesperl 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:17

Yeah it's almost impossible to make friends when you're surrounded by people the same age with the same up-bringing when you're having classes and doing sports with them 5 days a week for 5 years. Totally agree.