By Lady - 11/01/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
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bluelabeled 0

YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).

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E40_fml 0

Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.

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bluelabeled 0

YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).

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Reyo 2

This is where popularity comes back and bites you in the ass. Tell me...where were your friends when this was happening?

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krnmafia92 0

Clearly you don't know how to be a good host. Don't get shitfaced when you should be making sure that the party is running along smoothly and that your house isn't catching on fire.

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Araelius 0

Friends should have been put in quotation marks....

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monkey314159 0

Throw a party when you're parents are gone, then get shitfaced. You're an idiot.

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Pg11 0

say you were sick to your stomach, problem solved.

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gntfmlingnow 12

Since when was throwing a party a bad thing? He's cleaning up after himself anyways and was enjoying life to the fullest.

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jisaac09 25

I took you all night to realize this??? "oh lets spray this cleaner down and hopefully the cups and shit will just disappear"

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jisaac09 25

I thought women where suppose to be good at cleaning..... oh wait, maybe shes just suppose to be in the kitchen....

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Starchild21 3

You will die a virgin _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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jisaac09 25

Oh hell..... NOBODY MOVE.... Starchild lost his balls and needs help finding em....

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alexandraa_fml 0

Jisaac09! Shame on you! Why didn't you tell us you were hiding them in your mouth?

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jisaac09 25

Yea.... thats it.... cause i have enough room in my mouth for my imaginary gfs tongue and his imaginary balls... go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich....

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alexandraa_fml 0

I'll make you a triple stacker sandwhich made of jisaac ego. There was a lot left over but I threw it in the grinder, I figured you didn't need it anyway.

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littlelemur 2

did you just call your own girlfriend imaginary? aren't other people supposed to suggest that for you in order to lower your social standing in the eyes of your peers?

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krnmafia92 0

jisaac and alexandraa = both idiots. The comebacks are just plain terrible. Stick to the 'your mom" jokes until you turn 12.

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alexandraa_fml 0

LOL I'll make sure and brush up on my comeback skills so I can measure up to your supreme greatness. I wasn't looking for an award, so shoo.

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jisaac09 25

Yea.... they don't offer that class at my school 'til the fall semester, so if you don't like my comebacks then don't read my comments.... (Btw, this simon???) And thanks for the sandwich.... ; )

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E40_fml 0

Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.

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Kataie 3

Go rent a carpet cleaner from the grocery store. Fast.

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happypapp12 0

Ydi for throwing a party and not inviting me

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alexandraa_fml 0

First FML I've laughed at in a while. That sucks OP, cleaning up drunk never works out. Been there done that.

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