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..........Awww THAT REALLY SUCKS MAN!!! it did happen to me once .. so i went home and wrote to my teacher via mail what happened. she understood c= may be u shud be honest and tell the truth !
dammmmn
Uni is a bit different from highschool. The OP could probably turn the assignment in late, with a minor late penalty. But if I'm not wrong, usually if you turn it in by the same day, even if it wasn't during the course hour, there still shouldn't be any deduction.
I hope youre a runner because not everyone can just run 5 miles. and i would know because i am a runner.
haha mine was not exactly the same thing .. i didnt ran for the bus and i had my bus' pass with me!!! but the thing is that i did like 40 minutes in the bus and i realized that my project was at home!!
You forgot pretty much everything you need. Did you leave naked aswell? Is that the other part of the FML you decided to omit? Yes, I'm patronising you.
its ok. womens dont need to do good in college. you gonna end up being a stay-at-home mom regardless wat you're gpa is anyways. just be sure to catch the right guys gaze at the next party.
If FML made "like" buttons like on facebook, I'd like your comment snickerdoodles.
GreenDaemon21 Based on your comment, should we expect you to be the one to "bring home the bacon"? because it seems that with your lack of intelligence, you'll be lucky if McDonald's ever hires you.
GreenDaemon21, the seventies called, they said they want their catchphrase back. (PS: I'm quite liking these "time" jokes.)
Oh dear that spelling is making my eye twitch. Pathetic****
@snickerdoodles: that sounds so delicious
Please learn how to spell and how to seem like an educated person, not like the high school dropout vibe I'm getting right now. Live and let learn, emphasis on live
After missing your connection... ..doesn't that mean that you had just gotten off one bus? Didn't you need your pass for the first bus? unless it was a different type of bus.. I confuse..
a "U-Pass" is a bus pass that you pay for and get a sticker to put on your student ID card. So she could have just paid for the bus this one time but it's kind of pointless to go to school since she didn't have anything to turn in. And to the previous comment, she missed her connection so she had to run the 5 miles instead of taking the first bus
"when I got to the bus stop" How does that indicate that they already went on a bus?
She may have gotten off the Skytrain, which is Vancouver's subway system. She probably just got onto the train, not realizing that she didn't have her U-pass. They rarely check to see if everyone has passes.
so true i get around for free even on buses...its easy
or maybe she goes to ufv (in which the upass only works in Abbotsford) and took the bus from Langley or somewhere
sounds like something that would happen to me
Did you only just remember that it was all a dream?
I'm calling fake. 5 miles is just absurd. I'm in track. Trust me 5 miles is beyond anybodys willpower when it comes to catching a bus to school. Call in sick say you got the 24 hour flu from a friend. Or say your pets violently sick. There's tons of excuses you can use.
Why do people who post FMLs always separate prepositional phrases from the sentence?
Good point. I just got done with a weekful of exams so I'm pretty much burnt.
I'm pretty sure I made a typo in my last reply.
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You forgot pretty much everything you need. Did you leave naked aswell? Is that the other part of the FML you decided to omit? Yes, I'm patronising you.
..........Awww THAT REALLY SUCKS MAN!!! it did happen to me once .. so i went home and wrote to my teacher via mail what happened. she understood c= may be u shud be honest and tell the truth !