By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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null_fml 11

Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.

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55isalive 1

I think he did it on purpose so u cud brace urself for when it happened or break up with him first so he wudnt have to do it or feel guilty about having done it

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Spandexhero 0

Well you do now !!! haha he probably wasn't worth the trouble but fyl anyway

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null_fml 11

Won't matter if he thought she already knew BEFORE the text.

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HiddenAce91 6

LIke #7 said Dump him before he dumps you.

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null_fml 11

Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.

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BritishHobo 0

Those two reasons two seem like grasping at straws, though. You never know, it could always be... that your boyfriend is too much of a little bitch to break up with you to your face that he sent that text to you on purpose, so that you'd know the two of you were breaking up. Or he's just really really stupid.

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TallMist 32

#20 How do you know he wasn't gonna break up with her face to face?

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happyhak 5

@ #10: Or her boyfriend might be breaking up with her? :/

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cazzieeee 0

I don't know you but *hugs* that totally stinks

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