By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
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redblueviolet 0

Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!

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Comments

humorizer 14

Not true. Luigi's traction is far worse than Mario's, so whatever happened would have been MUCH worst if he were Luigi. Common knowledge, duh.

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fudgnugget 0

should have been toad from super Mario advance 2 were they can pull stuff from the ground

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polarbare 0

Everyone knows that Luigi is a pimp and has been banging the princess this whole time. Better traction or not, if OP were pretending to be Luigi all woulda worked out fine!

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Mahyar 2

Mario is the best. @gearsofwar2: Your a fag.

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greenltrn2003 0

holy shit...I could have sworn that I was the only one in the world that thought Luigi was better than Mario root for the green guy

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Giulii 0

well duh, you weren't wearing the penguin suit :)

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jpgray1982 0

I think he was trying to rub in the oposite direction while still sliding backwards. penguin suit has perfect traction.

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thtnerdykid 0

You have a good point. I'm in love with that suit =]

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tinydancerxo 0

really? magic mushrooms make me see sour patch kids running all around my desk...

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

You're doing it wrong! Just wait until you get to the underwater world.

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foxboy2010 0

it's ok -gives OP a green mushroom- u have one left...

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redblueviolet 0

Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!

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1337_RoXxXor 4

It probably would have worked, if Op was just as awesome as Mario, but i guess its no shame not to be.

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

the word epic fail comes to mind....

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humorizer 14

The phrase "that's two words" comes to mind.

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bittersweet_by_n 0

comma splice, bitch

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

I'm on my iPod touch... it auto corrects it

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xlostwithoutu 0

I'm on my iPhone too and they auto correct many things so STFU

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xlostwithoutu 0

don't be a grammar Nazi regardless. it's annoying and people hate it.

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splitsides 4

No, it wasn't. There was a comma where a comma shouldn't have been, but it was not a run-on.

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jcrook 0

There's roughly a 1:5 ratio of 'I agree, your life sucks' to 'you totally deserved it'. Whaaa? From what we know, how the **** did the guy deserve it?

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lexie206 0

He deserved it because in my opinion it sounds like he tried slipping on purpose, trying out something he saw on a video game. people should have common sense and know video games ARE NOT REAL

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Janah_the_ENP 0

He didn't slip on purpose, lexie. He just tried to stop himself with something from a video game. Either way, it's totally a YDI.

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Giant85 0

uh he was imitating Mario bros. 1) it's a video game 2) it's very unrealistic. I think he deserves it

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lexie206 0

ah yeah you're right sorry, I read it wrong at first. I still say YDI though.

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DanTheMan678 0

Video game addict :/ fyl

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