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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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You deserved it 24 203

By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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You deserved it 5 209

By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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You deserved it 2 907

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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You deserved it 48 868

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 30 208

By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:24

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

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mini1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:27

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xToKeRx420x 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:46

that sucks monkey balls lmaooo

HotpinkKitties 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:41

That really does suck lmao

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Sunday 31 January 2010 15:07

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jculb88 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:18

apparently? either you did or you didn't.

beachbunn2 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:40

to all you dumbasses who say you must be fat, skinny anorexic people take ***** just like bigger people do. and ALL girls take *****!!!!!

hunter989 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:03

no they dont; girls dont poop everyone knows that.

dfos1989 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:11

lol I Hella flushed the toilet throughout my shit just now

Gumblebum100 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:58

realllll hot

DzCountingSheep 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:24

yeah everyone knows girls don't poop. girls don't fart either so stop confusing people. idiot.

jair_lhao 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:26

this happend to new sep when I kep flushing it kep rising and was about to overflow ahhh lol

silentfog 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:42

WTF are you saying

inhuman 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:21

ohhhh, so then it really was ice cream in 2 girls 1 cup. i knew it.

NYChx25 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:20

eww gross >.< then again we all do it sometimes rite? tht sucks lol

missmurderx 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 3:46

that "STINKS". cD

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

doink 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:57

Don't believe her lies. We don't poop. She is just trying to trick you!

Horney4her69 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:06

shit happens

azreal_13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:33

lol #55 and yup my sister dose it all the time

H0TinNYC 1

Monday 1 February 2010 0:00

I woulnt fate your sister.

0p3nl0v3 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:34

3rdddddd

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Sunday 31 January 2010 12:36

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Valter 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:37

you sick ****!!!

shekezim 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:40

huge logs!

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:47

YDI for clogging his terlet with lincoln logs. Someone needs some fiber in their diet.

rider12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:47

fake you would of known that you clogged the toilet before you left unless you are a real. dumbass fml is so fake seriously tell real stories don't lie on your arse and make up fake stories