By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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null_fml 11

I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

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Enoch134 0

lucky bf every time I try and get 2 it horribly fails

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Mehness 0

You never know. Maybe the "second" girlfriend is a psycho-bitch and won't give him up XD

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JoshTheMaggot 8

can you say threesome?!?! haha. you two should pretend to be lesbos and pretend to go out and he'd be like WTF I was going out with both of them and they left me for eachother. haha do it

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EmilyCi 0

Wow, you surfed to a chat-box in a alternate universe and met your alternate you. How Cool is that!

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

u shuld trick him like usher and r Kelly did in same girl

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omnistryder 0

here I am, can't get a date to save my life and this asshole had 2 girlfriends... castrate him! (I don't need wise-cracks from anyone about my life. I know I'm pathetic. that's why I read fml)

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JoshTheMaggot 8

#120 a Russian mail order bride seems to be the way to go ahaha xD and yeah castrate him haha

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amazinggbaby 2

How could you guys not know your boyfriend was dating another girl when you go to the same school? you must have a pretty big school

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deliciouscake 3

Had is a noticable word. Maybe it was a year ago. maybe five.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

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ShadowzI 0

as my friend says, chicks before dicks...

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pedotroll 0

and if all else fails....dicks will have to do.

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XxBlackamusPrime 5

It's "bro's" before "hoes." Not chicks before dicks

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darkmis1 17

Guys say "bros before hoes" and girls say "chicks before dicks".

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pyroanarchist23 0

too bad no one follows that bullshit though lol

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SweetieLish 0

It could also be "Sisters before Misters"

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HoesInaBox 0

yeah but "misters" is too polite for some douchebags like the OP's boyfran. :)

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MaeeFlowers 0

Woah. You've got a clone? JEALOUSS.

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GanjAxZermA 0

ok, well maybe that's why you have the same boyfriend, maybe that's why your boyfriend is cheating on Both of you guys, sorry about that though.. :(

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null_fml 11

OP, have you been to the psych ward lately? They might wanna test you for Split Personality Disorder.

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wienerwagon 0

It's called dissociative identity disorder and any psychologist worth paying would agree that it isn't real.

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wienerwagon 0

Protip: Don't put "troll" in your name if you're trying to troll people. Enjoy your daily pictures of horse ****.

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pedotroll 0

it obviously works. you seem upset. tell me about these pictures you have.

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wienerwagon 0

lol k. Maybe you'd have better luck at Habbo.

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whataloadofbull 0

Excellent combo choice, sir. That will be $12.99

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JoshTheMaggot 8

lol the hangover was epic. dr ****** paging dr ******. I love that part. it's okay though cuz her Bf might be a ratard haha and yes he's a ratard

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jadesvoise 0

are u guys still friends?

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Sinisin2010 0

More importantly are you still putting out?

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null_fml 11

I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

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roadie42 21

haha this is EXACTLY what I thought =]

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