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You never know. Maybe the "second" girlfriend is a psycho-bitch and won't give him up XD
Wow, you surfed to a chat-box in a alternate universe and met your alternate you. How Cool is that!
Ooooohhhh snap!!!
as my friend says, chicks before dicks...
and if all else fails....dicks will have to do.
It's "bro's" before "hoes." Not chicks before dicks
Guys say "bros before hoes" and girls say "chicks before dicks".
too bad no one follows that bullshit though lol
It could also be "Sisters before Misters"
yeah but "misters" is too polite for some douchebags like the OP's boyfran. :)
ok, well maybe that's why you have the same boyfriend, maybe that's why your boyfriend is cheating on Both of you guys, sorry about that though.. :(
I'm really starting to see a pattern
OP, have you been to the psych ward lately? They might wanna test you for Split Personality Disorder.
It's called dissociative identity disorder and any psychologist worth paying would agree that it isn't real.
dr. ******, paging dr. ******....
Protip: Don't put "troll" in your name if you're trying to troll people. Enjoy your daily pictures of horse ****.
it obviously works. you seem upset. tell me about these pictures you have.
lol k. Maybe you'd have better luck at Habbo.
wienerwagon and pedotroll? lovely..
Excellent combo choice, sir. That will be $12.99
50 - ur an idiot. That is all.
More importantly are you still putting out?
I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
omg besties for life
testes for life!!!
lmao
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I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/