Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding...

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 027

You deserved it 3 083

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 625

You deserved it 4 155

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 585

You deserved it 4 021

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 945

You deserved it 8 613

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 2 290

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 291

You deserved it 4 425

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 804

You deserved it 63 438

By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 191

You deserved it 974

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 064

You deserved it 1 321

Overly attached FWB

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks 174

You deserved it 356

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 202

You deserved it 57 443

kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

Comments

kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

lexilovesyou 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

Burrrrrrrn !

Zhejan 0

Monday 28 September 2009 13:37

Leeeeeerrroooooyyyy

Takaska 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:20

JENKINS!!!!! Oh ****, he just went in! STICK TO THE PLAN!! God damn it Leroy.

emophowitz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:29

Second And: Ouch.

fylahole 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:29

thats because you're forgettable just like this FML.

biancagolden 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

This is why I only add people I currently talk to.

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:38

Exactly. Why would you want someone you never talk to to see your status updates anyways?

virgingrace 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:10

That's because EVERYONE talks to 500 people bi-weekly. That rules out a major in politics for you.

jsx12345 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:31

amy, are you dtf??

redpanda11 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:07

Perhaps OP was trying to reconnect with the old friend.

brittahnayy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:34

More of a MLIA.

amy397123 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:43

Agreed. You life is hardly '******'.

the_envious 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:35

..damn

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

haha_ydi_bitch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 13:17

There's so many fmls like this that there's not really any meaning to them

Vaetrus 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:40

Are there are meanings to any of the FMLs? The internet is basically a re-vomiting machine anyway. Get off if you want originality. Who cares if she doesn't remember you? Grow up, slap her irl, and deal with things more important than facebook. You probably changed your looks or had an unrecognizable profile picture anyway.