Geek: Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone...

By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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You deserved it 390

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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You deserved it 1 460

By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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You deserved it 50 938

By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

That's awesome.

Comments

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

That's awesome.

megashroom 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

Playing that game, Sir was a bad descision, it sucks.

glen12 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:19

how is it a fml? either answere yr damn phone normaly u don't possess the force all call back the called id

tomisbetterthanu 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:21

How can you say that? this game is decent :D

ComMed 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

your a fcking idiot

zebra_pillow 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:22

lol just walk through automatic doors you'll feel better cause at least they will move when you try to use the force

AVainAttempt 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

win

Enoch134 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

I walked into an automatic door before then it opened

reyemrein 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:27

the OP sounds like the kind of person who would try to slam a revolving door if they were angry

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:29

Wow, how is it that NONE of your people's comments have anything to do with mine? At least make them relevant when trying to get them at the top of the page.

Tripout 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:31

For your sake, I sure do hope nothing POPPED OUT while using "THE FORCE" -dramatic background music- 

ravinderkaler 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:35

the game is incredible, the fml is retarded.

MotherRussia 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

fail

killpro 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

may the force be with you young Jedi!!

ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.

zebra_pillow 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:26

best comment ever

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

The best I've ever done is unconsciously think "ctrl z" after jacking something up. Therefore, you are by far more awesome than I am. (This 'fml' made my day.)

yeahidgaf 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

hahahaha lol yee may the force be with u FYL

Cherry12345 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

At least we know the person calling wasn't a girl.

Enoch134 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:21

win lol but doubt u get much either

deathcab7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:12

im not getting it... there must be something i missed. maybe its the fact that i have never seen starwars?

ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:18

The force is like Telekinesis or ESP. Able to move objects with your mind, sense "Dark things" to come and flip yourself around. Jedi are ninja's in backwards snuggies. Sometimes they have mullets. The point is Op was so engrossed in his game he tried to summon his phone using his "powers."